Beckham Should've Worn His Shades at Night...Indoors

Looks like David & Victoria Beckham may have "tied one on" in an effort to forget his wandering eye earlier in the evening.

According to Page Six, former model Kelly Killoren Bensimon was dining near the Beckhams'-Diddy table at NOBU and "Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it," a witness said.

"Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything." A rep for Beckham told Page Six, "If David was checking anyone out, it was his wife."

-- So we women know that guys don't die or go blind when they marry (anymore than we do) but the cardinal rule is that you DON'T OGLE OTHER WOMEN WHILE YOUR WIFE IS WITH YOU! What a dumbarse you are David.