Cristiano's Lookin' Good!

Skilled but controversial footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, looks pretty near perfection as he stepped out on his balcony in nothing but his boxer briefs. YOWZA! Funny that he'd put on a shirt but not shorts or pants.

Ronaldo, right-winger for Manchester United teammate of Wayne Rooney, is controversial in that he regularly dives to gain free kicks for his team. If you watch him play - there is no disputing his talent. However, there is also no disputing his penchant for diving either - especially if you watch some of the "calls for" ManU in slow motion.

He's totally skilled and should skip the diving. It's bad for the game and it's bad for his reputation.

Footballer Rooney to Marry Next Year

Wayne Rooney, Manchester United's scrappy forward, is "likely" to marry his childhood sweetheart Coleen McLoughlin next summer, 2008, according to sources.

No precise date has yet been fixed but the nuptials are likely to have to work around the national team's fixtures in the Euro 2008 tournament. It's nice to see they overcame his night of sex with a prostitute about four months after the couple got together.

The news follows the completion of a $1,998,401.00 deal (£1.5m) deal with Hello! magazine earlier this month to exclusively cover the couple's big day. This also includes the rights to cover McLoughlin's 21st birthday party. The deal is thought to be the largest ever paid by a celeb mag to cover a wedding.

Rooney is already thought to earn $133,226.00 (£100,000) per week as a United player and he has lucrative sponsorship deals with both Nike and Coke.

MAN! If I'd only stuck with soccer a bit longer. Oh, and if I were a guy!