I think Milla's an original. Didn't she hit the modeling scene when she was inutero?
Well, I'm all for interpretative art but I interpret this as "skipping the turtle head pokin' out" and moving right on to the "Quick! Light a match!" stage.
She makes it work. Bravo Milla...BRA-VO.
Besides Jess yelling at the razzi - what really got me about these photos (taken March 14) is the strip mall she's at. That sh*tty place is in Bev Hills? I don't remember seeing it. Click pics and look closer - there's a clinic in there - is that where Jess was. Did Mayer "knock up" Ms. Jessica? Actually, no. She visited an accupuncture clinic.
Oh, and the razzi in her dang face has got to be annoying...I'd be yelling and punching. Nice Fendi Spy bag...I've got the BlackBerry...don't have the bag. Damn.
On a separate note: Rush & Malloy say Pervert Papa, Joe Simpson, left his BlackBerry next to his half-eaten cheeseburger after he rushed out of the Brooklyn Diner on 57th St. The waiter chased his cab up the street, to no avail - then promptly posted an auction for it on eBay. I kid.
Could Paris be working her dress Monica Lewinsky style? First she exits the vehicle (driven by sister Nicky) looking like a lady. Wait - is she trying to look like a lady or is she covering up "man juice?" Take a close look because YOU MAKE THE CALL! Bahhhhh ha ha ha. This girl always has crap on her!
Check out Pene at the La Moneda Presidential Palace in Chile on March 15 ('07). Such a proper outfit but those shades kick arse! LOVE 'EM.
Hey Gurrrrl! How you durren?!
I know you haven't been able to check in with me because you've been super busy lately with all the working out and vacationing. Please know that I have been saying wonderful things about you and root you on every day. We're sistas ya know!
The pics of you and Joshy in Mexico were so touching Ferg! How sweet is it that he helped cram your swimsuit up butt! So sweet I can't stand it!
There is a lot of stress in your life so I totally understand how you would get too tipsy to fly but, well, let me get to the reason why I'm writing you:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?! WHY DID YOU SHOW UP IN LONDON LIKE THIS? Hungover? Not an excuse. A hangover means a Juicy velour tracksuit, a baseball cap and large shades! You did ok with the shades, heels, skinny jeans & handbag. But come on - you're wearing the hat like your a dang train conductor and that jacket/coat thingy (that probably cost $3k) belongs on your mama.
Seriously though, I want you to be great! For people to love you as I do. Call a b*tch next time. That's all I'm sayin' sweety. 'K? 'K!
Love you always...You know I do! XOXOXOXO Upchuck
WOAH! Beyonce' looks fine because she's a natural beauty but DAYUUUMMM if Jennifer doesn't look like Whitney Houston during her crack days. CRAZY!
"Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross feared she was having a stroke just before she gave birth to twin girls on Feb. 20.
That's the REAL story behind the 44 -year-old star's delivery of daughters Eden and Savannah at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles, says sources.
Marcia was tough, a source close to the actress told The ENQUIRER.
"But in the home stretch she developed symptoms she feared could be the onset of a stroke, so the doctors quickly came up with a new plan."
According to another insider, the babies were due in April. But because of Marcia's age - and the fact that she was carrying twins - her pregnancy was considered high-risk.
Not wanting to take any chances, doctors decided to deliver the babies early by C-section.
Marcia had been on bed rest after being diagnosed with placenta previa - a condition which could cause maternal hemorrhaging during delivery - earlier in her pregnancy, added the insider.
And as she approached the end of her pregnancy, she also developed preeclampsia, a dangerous hypertensive disorder which was responsible for Marcia's frightening symptoms - blurred vision and headaches.
Marcia and her husband Tom Mahoney - who married last June - were deeply concerned because the symptoms can also be a sign of a stroke, says the insider.
"But in the end, everything turned out fine. The babies had healthy birth weights - five and six pounds - which is good for twins."
