Cruz'n for Action

Woah Penelope! I wore a shirt/dress like that to the tattoo shop two weeks ago (hubby getting work done) and I think the dudes thought I wanted my vajayjay pierced...or tattooed...or both. YIKES!

Pene better be careful! Let's hope she's wearing boy short panties under there. Panties...some people really hate that word.

Oh the life...nice and fit, fly to London, shop Dior with fans and razzi there to document it. *sigh*

I'll just crawl back to my yard to do some more work...no gardener for this chica. Poverty sucks. Wait, poverty is not having a home or yard. Never mind. I appreciate everything I've got. Thank you Jesus Cruz. NOT!

Prince's Concerts Have Begun

Penelope Cruz and Michelle Rodriguez both attended Prince's new private little concerts at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel this past weekend.

We've been seeing a lot of Pene out partying lately. 'Sup wit dat?

Two Women & A Pirate Walk Into a Bar...

How can you not giggle when you see John Galliano in his funky get-ups?! Nobody does hunky pirate gear like Johnny Depp.

Galliano, Penelope Cruz & Charlize Theron, hung out together at the Dior Ready-to-Wear show in NYC on Monday.

Click each photo for a much closer view. What's on that girls face below? A rash? It's bizarro.

Pene Cruz Looks 5!

Penelope Cruz was snapped on the Vancouver set of her latest film "Elegy" and is it just me or does she look super crazy young?! I know, it's the bangs and headband but it's wild.

That's Ben Kingsley in the picture on the left. The movie is slated for release in the U.S. on November 17 ('07) and additional co-stars include relatively new daddy Peter Sarsgaard, Dennis Hopper, Debbie Harry (!) and others.

I'll Have What She's Having

Penelope Cruz has been working that teensy bum to the bone lately. Migh Josh Hartnett have something to do with all the working out?

These post-workout photos were snapped Tuesday in Beverly Hills. Click her name link below for past posts to fill more of your Pene needs!

How Can One Not Like Penelope Cruz?

I like any woman who escapes the clutches of Tom Cruise...but she is also cute as can be, silly and warm spirited.

Penelope Cruz was snapped casual and looking quite happy in Beverly Hills. She's really into her BlackBerry...think it's a message from rumored beau Josh Hartnett?

Hartnett and Cruz

Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett are reportedly a couple these days and they're doing their best to keep the romance under wraps.

The two stars fled from El Coyote, a trendy LA restaurant, on March 21 after learning all private rooms were taken.

Cruz and Hartnett then showed up at another top restaurant, The Little Door, where they asked for the restaurant's secluded Blue Room, according to In Touch magazine.

A waiter told the magazine the couple left through separate doors, but "before they went, they kissed goodbye," adding "they were touchy-feely all night, holding hands and kissing... They were cute."

Pene is Rad

Check out Pene at the La Moneda Presidential Palace in Chile on March 15 ('07). Such a proper outfit but those shades kick arse! LOVE 'EM.

Pene Cruz Still Cute

She's just adorable - no two ways about it. These were snapped after a conference in Santiago, Chile.

Penelope Cruz & Sis Monica

CRIKEY! That's a lot of make-up for such a beautiful girl. Looks like Monica should be taking make-up cues from her sister. Reminds me of JLo at the Berlin Film Festival!

The girls are pictured Tuesday at the premier of "The Inquiry" in L.A.

Demi + Ashton = 'We Looooove Us'

Awwww, don't you love it when celebs take pics of themselves - just like you and me. Expect we don't have the razzi that we get to serve with the bird!

The lovebirds hung out with I Escaped from Tom Cruise Penelope Cruz at the 6 Annual GM Ten Event ...WTF? GM fashion show? Really? Hmph, anything for publicity!


Bruce and Truth Rumer were there as well. I think Rumer looks beautiful.