Britney Performed As a Wigged Out Hooker

Yes folks, Britney Spears is back lip-synching her heart out for those who care to pay. After much speculation of will she? won't she? - Spears did a 15 minute set at the San Diego House of Blues at the cost of $100+ dollars for a single ticket. Scalpers had 'em going for $500+. Only idiots paid that shite.

Hopefully they told patrons that after the show they would feel like they got poked in the arse without a nice pre-show dinner to loosen them up.

Hooker clothes when shopping, hooker clothes when working out, hooker clothes on stage...nice! They're appropriate for a performance (in the right context) but that's about it.

Kudos to BritBrit for getting back out there but she needs to work on her damn vocals, needs a costume designer & needs extra glue to make sure her wigs don't fly off. Although, now that I think about it, how cool would it be if she ripped off a wig to show peroxide blond spiked hair a' la' P!nk? That would rule!

Surprise! Moss's Clothes Are Cheap and Worthless!

London's Daily Mail got some regular chickies together to try on their Kate Moss designed (yeah right) purchases from Topshop and let's just say they feel pretty robbed. Click the pics for a closer view.

Why would she consider designs for the average girl/woman? She's a selfish snob is all it boils down to...you know she calls everyone a fat ass behind closed doors.

Spidey Cast Is Everywhere

The cast of Spiderman 3 continues their world tour with a stop Tuesday (May 1) at MTV's TRL in NYC. Kirsten Dunst, Tobey Maguire, James Franco, Bryce Dallas Howard & Thomas Haden Church were all there.

Kirsten also hit up The Late Show with David Letterman on Monday, April 30. How nice of her to take pictures with a jammin' Robin Williams. That's not Robin Williams? That's a look alike? Get that man an agent because dude could be Williams's body double. Sheeeiiit. You know he's got Milli Vanilli "Blame It On the Rain" jammin' on his mini-ghetto blaster. Ya hearrrrd.

Is She A Robot Now?

How the hell else does Lindsay Lohan party as much as she does? Seriously, she's out pretty much every night all week and on the weekends. These were snapped at Hyde on Monday (April 30) after a weekend of partying at Coachella.

And is anyone else concerned that the guy in black seems to be putting her into her car? Opening the door is one thing...but physically helping her into the car? Doesn't look good if you ask me. And her pupils look HUGE in the close-up.

We're not supposed to think about her as a party girl and she is often seen scowling at the razzi yet she said this:

“I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture,” the “Mean Girls” star told Nylon magazine. “I’d be worried. I’d be like ‘Do people not care about me?’ ”

“I said the other day, ‘I feel like they hound me more than they hound Madonna and she’s someone I’ve always aspired to be like.”

WHATEVER! Make up your damn mind and honey, Madonna you 'aint.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Gotta love beautiful and spirited women enjoying themselves and life. Sharon Stone and Iman look stunning and I LOVE that Sharon is wearing a bra! YEAHHHHH!

The ladies attended Cookie magazine's 1st Annual Smart Cookie Awards Monday, April 30.

Rachael & Hubby At Tribeca

Rachael Leigh Cook and hubby Daniel Gillies were photographed at the Tribeca Film Festival premier of "Numb" on Monday, April 30, in NY.

Hooray for seemingly kind and normal people. I suppose seemingly is the operative word there. How the hell do I really know?! Rachael hasn't called me in months.

Click the Tribeca link below for more celebs at the movie festival's premiers and events.

Greek Goddess Davis

You know all the parrots behind Kristin Davis are whistling at her. Oh wait, that's a painting.

This was snapped at a Beverly Hills dinner for British fashion writer Alicia Drake on Monday, April 30.

Go Ugly - Go Ugly - GO GO - Go Ugly!

The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences held "An Evening with Ugly Betty" last night in North Hollywood and the UB ladies looked awesome! The event was held at the Leonard H. Goldenson theater.

Vanessa Williams looks her usual gorgeous self.

LOVE LOVE LOVE Becki Newton!


America Ferrera is so damn cool but I'm not digging the dress.


Ashley Jensen is fabulous - looks beautiful - & I LOVE her dress.
Her comedic timing is money too.