Alba & Cash At Coachella

Jessica Alba and beau Cash Warren (who names their kid "Cash?"...besides his parents you smart arses) were snapped at day 1 of the Coachella Music Festival in California.

There's something "off" about that guy...can't quite put my finger on it...he just seems like one of those "my shite don't stink" arsehole dudes.

Dearest Jessica, those boots and leggings that look like pantyhose (check the 2nd wide pic) just aren't working...

Click the "Coachella" name link below or scroll down to see Cameron Diaz.

When Stars Attack At Coachella

Cameron Diaz hit both days of the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, California, this weekend. The second day we got these pics of her with BFF and new Covergirl face Drew Barrymore.

Cam totally got peeved with the razzi and Drew just looks like, "Come on foolio, they're not going away. Ignore 'em." Click the pics to get closer - Drew is sporting lots of bruises...????

Click the Coachella link below for other pics from the event!

Cameron At Coachella

All the celebs NOT at the Australian MTV Video Awards are at the Coachella Music Festival in California - including animated Cameron Diaz.

I'd love to fly out to Coachella. Wanna go?

Lohan At Coachella Day 2

Yeah, um, looks like Lindsay Lohan went straight from kindergarten to the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, California, in that dang outfit. Although, I see a little Chanel looking lock on it so it probably cost $500 at least. Lame. That or else she added the lock to the outfit which would make it double lame! HAHA

Click the Coachella link below to see other celebs at the two-day event.

Lily Allen's Coming to a Town Near You

If you like Lily Allen or want to hear her live for the hell of it - check out the newly released tour dates below:

- 3/14 Austin, TX Stubb's BBQ

- 3/15 Austin, TX Waterloo Record Store

- 3/16 Houston, TX Engine Room

- 3/17 New Orleans, LA House of Blues

- 3/19 Atlanta, GA The Loft

- 3/20 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Culture Room

- 3/23 Mexico City, Mexico Salon 21

- 3/26 Seattle, WA Showbox

- 3/27 Vancouver, BC House of Blues (Commodore Ballroom)

- 3/28 Portland, OR Aladdin Theatre

- 3/30 San Diego, CA House of Blues

- 4/1 Sacramento, CA The Crest Theatre

- 4/2 San Francisco, CA The Fillmore

- 4/5 Toronto, ON Phoenix Concert Theatre

- 4/6 Montreal, QC Club Soda

- 4/7 Boston, MA The Roxy

- 4/8 Washington, DC 9:30 Club

- 4/10 Philadelphia, PA Electric Factory

- 4/11 New York, NY Irving Plaza

- 4/14 Los Angeles, CA Gibson Amphitheatre (KCRW's "A Sounds Eclectic Evening")

- 4/29 Indio, CA Coachella Festival

- 6/15 Manchester, TN Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival

Gorgeous, Green & Lucky

The 2007 Tribeca Film Festival in Nueva York just won't end! Drew Barrymore and Eric Bana looked smashing at the premier of their new film "Lucky You" which is set to launch nationwide this Friday (May 4). If you're hawking a movie about luck you best wear green to it's premier!

Click the Tribeca link below to see all kinds of pics from the festival and click Drew's link below to see her roughing it at the Coachella Music Festival in Indo, California.

Lohan Busted Snorting Coke

This series of video stills show Lindsay Lohan shoving cocaine up her "friends" nose and then up her own in the bathroom at Teddy's in the Roosevelt Hotel in L.A.

One of her "friends" turned over the video along with some pretty salacious stories of Lohan's partying ways to the UK's News of the World...here's some of the News of the World text:

"Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either. "She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda." But she was caught out by a secret film made as she snorted the Class A drug at the exclusive Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel. The video shows her arriving at 11pm and skulking round the toilets before creeping inside a cubicle. Wedged inside the loo with two friends, Lohan pulls a small bag of white powder from her jeans pocket. She dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend's nose before snorting some up her own. And this was filmed just 20 days after she proudly emerged from therapy.

Her friend said: "That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

"She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend. "She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.' Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway."

Lindsay was living it up with old pal Paris Hilton at the Coachella music festival in Palm Springs last week and almost falling out of her dingy grey bra top. In public Lindsay insists she is sober but, as our video stills show, she is still a hopeless addict and her friend claims the stint in therapy was just a stunt. She said: "Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all.

In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn't buy it—she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like cr*p." Her friend is convinced that if she does not tame her wild ways she could meet a tragic end. "That's why I'm showing this video," she added. "So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can't lie about it to herself or anyone else."

...Knew it was going to take one of her friends ratting her out to show everyone what Lohan is about. The girl is not in a good place and yes...rehab was a half-assed effort at showing studios she "cares."

The video was shot the same night as these razzi photos outside of the club.

Is She A Robot Now?

How the hell else does Lindsay Lohan party as much as she does? Seriously, she's out pretty much every night all week and on the weekends. These were snapped at Hyde on Monday (April 30) after a weekend of partying at Coachella.

And is anyone else concerned that the guy in black seems to be putting her into her car? Opening the door is one thing...but physically helping her into the car? Doesn't look good if you ask me. And her pupils look HUGE in the close-up.

We're not supposed to think about her as a party girl and she is often seen scowling at the razzi yet she said this:

“I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture,” the “Mean Girls” star told Nylon magazine. “I’d be worried. I’d be like ‘Do people not care about me?’ ”

“I said the other day, ‘I feel like they hound me more than they hound Madonna and she’s someone I’ve always aspired to be like.”

WHATEVER! Make up your damn mind and honey, Madonna you 'aint.

Paris on Larry King

YES! I have the video of Paris Hilton's on Larry King Live -- her first interview out of jail. Grab a Guinness and some beer nuts - she's brilliant!

In the real interview, this fool straight up DENIED USING DRUGS. DENIED IT!

Your honor, I present exhibit A. Oh, and EXHIBIT B below: Ms. Hilton smoking a doobie at Coachella in May...

Isn't this on-air personality's reaction to more Paris Hilton pretty much how we all feel? Well, except for her fans.