Friday, June 15, 2007

Say "No" to Skinny Jeans!

Kate Beckinsale needs to ditch those skinny jeans. While she is very fit - the jeans do nothing for her. Nada. Zilch.

Beckinsale was photographed leaving her home yesterday, possibly heading to the studio set to film scenes for "Whiteout," set for release sometime in 2008?

She Hassled the Hoff and Lost

Hasselhoff and Bach in supposedly happier times.

David Hasselhoff, despite his long history of alcoholism and the video showing him blitzed, on the floor, munching a burger slob style, has won custody of his two daughters with estranged wife Pamela Bach.

TMZ is reporting "The Hoff" won primary physical and sole legal custody. You've done something seriously wrong numerous times to lose custody to Hasselhoff. Seriously.

Bach is represented by Larry Birkhead's (of Anna Nicole - Dannielynn Hope Smith) fame) ex-attorney, Debra Opri. Bad idea if you ask me. She gouge your face faster than Trump at a hairspray sale.

Hasselhoff and daughters in 2005.

Aniston Pimpin' Smart Water Big Time

Jennifer Aniston is taking her role as water whore for Smart Water very seriously. She was photographed with the overhyped water as she left the MacMillan Salon in L.A. yesterday (June 14).

Actually, she's an investor in the company so we'll be seeing a lot more Smart Water blocking her face in the future. For instance, this oldie (earlier this month) but goodie...

Let us not forget the ads themselves!...

Mama's Gonna Pop!

Julia Roberts was snapped in Venice, California, after lunch with a friend. Yowzas! Pregnancy looks so painful in the later months. Hurts my cooter just looking at her belly!

Jolie-Pitt Going for Soccer Team with Subs

Jolie leaving The Daily Show last night.

Did anyone see The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night? Gorgeous humanitarian Angelina Jolie shed some light on the final number of children she and partner Brad Pitt are considering to complete their family. Here was their exchange:

Stewart asked, "How high we going, you think?"

"It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14." Following the audience's outcry, Jolie laughed, and Stewart said, "Wow, I'll tell you this: I admire that, because two is kicking my ass."

Jolie answered, "Yeah, I understand that. Four is kind of kicking our ass, but we kind of feel like, 'Damn it, we're up for the challenge!' "


Brad often says they want a soccer team of children and having 13-14 chirrens will allow them a couple of subs. Strong team!

$50 says the couple's biological children (I think they'll have at least 1 more bio child) will be the subs. You know, 'cause they were born lucky and shouldn't be treated as well as their adopted children.

Pics below are of the happy couple at the NYC premier of "A Mighty Heart." Jolie is wearing the much talked about $26.00 dress. Oooooo.

The Reality of Britney

Pretty on the Outside has done it again. Playing on Britney Spear's latest post on her website - POTO has given us a peek at the real BritBrit.

Below is the actual posting on Britney's site. -- Yeah POTO's is much more accurate.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Pic I Love

I know this picture is from late last week but I just love it. Effortless, casual, cool...not even remotely trying too hard. Love it love it love it.

Good on ya Naomi!

The Hunchback Lives!

Mary-Kate Olsen needs to check herself in the mirror. Not just because of the hideous headband or the barely dead Fraggle Rock purse - but check out her posture. Ick!

She's going to be one of those teeny-tiny older ladies who is practically bent in half due to bad posture and osteoporosis. Get a handle on it now MK!

The shoes, on the other hand, are funky cool. I wouldn't pay the boocoo bucks she probably spent on them though.