I 'ain't pregnant, bitch.

Managers and attorneys are dirty, sleazy, cheats. Rapper Foxy Brown's manager waited until after Foxy was sentenced to a year in jail to comment on the pregnancy rumors...and she's not "with child".

How is it that you let defense lawyers tell the court (in August) that Brown is *3 months* pregnant and then four days after she gets a year in jail - you release a statement saying Brown's going to release a new album while in jail "And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant."

Are you brilliant or playing a dirty game. Dirty game. You're a dirty and opportunistic d**khead.

Foxy Brown is a egomaniacal and angry bicce. Go away.

The Reality of Britney

Pretty on the Outside has done it again. Playing on Britney Spear's latest post on her website - POTO has given us a peek at the real BritBrit.

Below is the actual posting on Britney's site. -- Yeah POTO's is much more accurate.

Cartoon Idol

I'm in a cartoon kinda mood so here's a quick ode to all that is American Idol compliments of Pretty On the Outside. Sorry, if Sanjaya doesn't get kicked off soon I'm gonna hurt a puppy...and I like puppies.

Disclaimer: I would, of course, never hurt an animal. Never.

Greasy Bear Davis RIPPED by MC

Brandon Davis is capable of few things: 1) Looking greasier than a McDonald's deep-fryer. 2) Eating, drinking, drugging. 3) Talking sh*t to people in a failed effort to be cool. AND 3) Looking and living like the worthless waste of air and space that he is.

Which is why I was delighted to read the following New York Daily News bit:

* Oil-heir bad boy Brandon Davis can't get away with his nasty remarks in New York. When Paris Hilton's L.A. hanger-on insulted the deejay at The Box on Chrystie St. Saturday night, a spotlight was turned on him and an onstage MC "ripped on him for like 10 minutes," reports our spywitness. "He didn't even know who Brandon was — that was the best part."

Doesn't this just make you smile and giggle out loud?! I could live for days on the energy it has given me! Click the Pretty on the Outside pic to truly appreciate it.

Travolta & Preston - HILARIOUS!

Man I love Pretty on the Outside! The artwork is classic and this has me laughing out loud. BAHHHHHHHH! Thought I'd put the Oscar pic and the artwork together for full effect.


Travolta & Diddy plan their "late night rendezvous" together...Damn beard Mrs. won't stop eavesdropping!

More Oscar Night Pics

*Gorgeous Madonna*

* Robot Spice *

* A more realistic Posh via Pretty on the Outside! *

Pics via Vanity Fair & Pretty on the Outside.