Greasy Bear Davis RIPPED by MC

Brandon Davis is capable of few things: 1) Looking greasier than a McDonald's deep-fryer. 2) Eating, drinking, drugging. 3) Talking sh*t to people in a failed effort to be cool. AND 3) Looking and living like the worthless waste of air and space that he is.

Which is why I was delighted to read the following New York Daily News bit:

* Oil-heir bad boy Brandon Davis can't get away with his nasty remarks in New York. When Paris Hilton's L.A. hanger-on insulted the deejay at The Box on Chrystie St. Saturday night, a spotlight was turned on him and an onstage MC "ripped on him for like 10 minutes," reports our spywitness. "He didn't even know who Brandon was — that was the best part."

Doesn't this just make you smile and giggle out loud?! I could live for days on the energy it has given me! Click the Pretty on the Outside pic to truly appreciate it.