Stories I Won't Post - Quik Blip

** Britney's alleged suicide attempt in rehab...some say she was going to hang herself...that she wrote 666 on her shaved noggin and was screaming "I'm the anti-Christ!" I don't buy this junk stuff. And she's bugging me until she gets her act together. Well, she has always bugged me but I covered her for a bit until she stayed in rehab a few days.

** Michael Jackson fans paying $3,500 to spend 30 seconds to 1 minute with their favorite pedophile. Ewww. The guy isn't worth a penny.

** Paris Hilton at the World Poker Tour tournament. If Shanna Moaklar had smacked her again then I would've included Paris in this WPT post.

There. That covers that.