Anna Nicole Smith Had a Love Child?!

This mess gets crazier and crazier by the day - I can't even believe it.

Johnny Soto, of the Tohono O'odham Native American Tribe of Arizona, says he had a 3wk love affair with Smith in early 2001 at the Paradise Valley's Sanctuary Resort and Spa in Phoenix, Arizona, USA. The result? Marshall Black Deer Soto - 5 years old.

The Phoenix New Times spoke to Mr. Soto at length for all the juicy details and Soto says that Anna had what the Native Americans call "scarlet fever" (Anglo falling for Native). He further said that she seduced him - they basically spent 3wks in bed making love and feasting on oysters, steak, fried chicken...anything she wanted. Soto also claims she smeared KFC mashed potatoes and gravy all over his manhood and licked it off - TMI DUDE! He reportedly has boxes of documents and receipts including Little Marshal's birth certificate, round-trip airfare tickets from Phoenix to Burbank, hand-written notes from Smith and more. THIS IS SO WILD!

Here are some of the better quotes:

..."Sometimes she'd wear this thick terry-cloth robe, and sometimes she was just in panties and a wife-beater. She smelled like rose petals, her whole body. Every time I got near her, I felt like I was drunk. When she brushed against me, my skin was on fire.

"Sometimes I felt like I was being used, and it left a bad taste in my mouth," says Soto. "But I was just as guilty as she was. The only whites I'd ever had sex with were prostitutes..."

"She also tried to get me to f*ck her again, in the Casino restroom while Marshall played with his toy. By this time she was so fat, she could barely fit in the stall. Ultimately, I couldn't go through with it. She kept saying she wanted me to use my 'bow and arrow' on her 'ax wound.' I told her that was no ax wound, it was the Grand Canyon!..."

Snippets from the article:
For the child's delivery in 2001, Soto persuaded Smith to fly out a tribal elder from the Tohono O'odham reservation, who smeared yellow clay on the faces of both the mother and the child in a traditional ceremony. The medicine man then fed Soto, the child, and Smith a small portion of the clay, and, as is O'odham custom, gave tiny Marshall a name that had emerged from his dream about the Smith-Soto union: "Black Deer." As mentioned above, the Indian name was listed as Marshall's middle name on the birth certificate.

...Weeks turned into a month. The 2001 February issue of Playboy featured Anna Nicole on the cover as the "$450,000,000 Playmate." And Smith noticed that her period was late. Soto never used condoms with his voluptuous mistress, trusting in the "rhythm method" of birth control that she swore by. But a home pregnancy test soon revealed that Smith was pregnant with Soto's child, and she was fearful of how Howard K. Stern might react...Smith, by then anywhere from 60 to 100 pounds overweight, continued to fly them out so that she could spend time with them on weekends. She began to develop profound post-partum depression, which she salved with drugs such as methadone, Demerol, Zoloft, and Phenergan.

CRAZINESS I TELL YOU! Wonder which attorney will run to this one...Stay tuned.