Bits of Upchuck

CONGRATULATIONS to Ellen DeGeneres for her 12 Day time Emmy nominations! Ellen's talk show has been a huge success since it started 3yrs ago. The "Big E" has won Best Host the last 3yrs in a row and has been nominated again this year. Winners will be announced June 15!

Britney Spears is reportedly being a brat in rehab with a "seriously bad attitude problem....she refuses to pick-up after herself and even asked if she could hire a maid!" Oh, and that dude she likes, Jason Filyaw (up with my man juices) says he loves her. Idiots deserve each other.

Dukes of Hazzard racist? That's what some think. According to "Cooter" from the show, Ben Jones, the Cincinnati Pops was pressured to cancel a July 14, 2007 performance by singers John Schneider and Tom Wopat because of their connection with "The Dukes of Hazzard." Jones and Schneider were both told that the cancellation came after members of the Cincinnati community complained that the popular and perennial family show has "racist overtones." Both Schneider and Wopat previously appeared with the Cincinnati Pops. Give me a f'n break!

Former "Witchblade" star Yancy Butler was arrested for DUI after crashing her Saab 900 in Connecticut. Uh, still don't get why stars don't take cabs or limos everywhere! Nevermind, she's not a star anymore. Ouch. Butler was also arrested in February and charged with disorderly conduct after an argument with her meth dealer boyfriend. My guess is that rehab is next. Just a guess though.

The ho that stole Kylie Minogue's man (Olivier Martinez), Sarai Givati, is cashing in on her 15 minutes by releasing a debut single, "Don't Hate a Ho" - nahhh, the single is really called "Insane Imagination" and you can listen to it on her website. I would provide the link but my keyboard won't let me type her name twice. BAHHHH!