Britney: Have You Learned Nothing?!

This is a pitcure of Britney's new dude...On his MySpace page the caption under this photo reads: "me on the BLUE PILL"...yeah, just what she needs.

Wasn't it just yesterday I was commending Britney for her work in rehab? Why'd she have to go and ruin it?

Instead of focusing on getting to the root of her problems and working on getting better - it looks like BritBrit is doing the typical "desperate girl needs guy to forget about problems" move and is falling for a guy she met at an AA meeting(Alcoholics Anonymous).

Britney "Foolio" Spears is said to be digging Riva lead guitarist, 33-yr-old, Jason Filyaw (as in "Filyaw up with my man juices"). Why would a guy want to get messed up with her right now? Guys need to respect that she needs to be with her children and working on her issues.

A source told the National Enquirer,

"Britney adores Jason. He's been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She's convinced Jason can help her through rehab because, as an alcoholic, he's been through the same thing."

It has been claimed that Foolio-Brit will move in with the rocker when she leaves rehab but I'm calling bullsh*t on that. You don't go from Malibu mansion to Sunset Strip apartment fresh out of rehab...unless you go on a "bender."

Time to puke: The pair is said to already have pet names for each other...She calls him Secret Underground Guy or J-Sun and he calls her Train Wreck, Child Neglecter, Crazy White Girl...I kid...he reportedly calls her Sugar, Kitten & My Lady.

It's the National Enquirer - believe what you will. But damn if they didn't snap a pic of that green googly alien living underneath my deck. Click Britney's name link below for all BritBrit posts.

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