The Hat is Ridiculous MadonnaNanny SOLD Tell-All Rights!Madonna Guest-Starring on Nip/Tuck?

That's probably one of the ugliest hats I've ever seen in my life and that's saying a lot because I live somewhere south. The shades rock. Love Madge but hate that I've never seen her in NYC. Next time...definitely next time. These pics are of Her Madgesty in NYC Friday, March 9. My dearest Madonna is not going to be happy about this:

The NY Post is reporting former nanny, Melissa Dumas, has sold the rights to a new book about her life as Madonna's nanny in 2005-2006. CROWN Publishers plans to use a celebrity ghostwriter for "Live To Tell: My Life as Madonna's Nanny" and most think the book will be fast-tracked for release in September.

Nanny Dumas claims Madonna is a total diva and an overly strict mother (you don't sayyyy) disallowing any noise in the house when she is sleeping - "not even running water for showers." House rules were strictly enforced including no magazines or newspapers, no television, and a strict dietary regime.

Better news: Nip/Tuck creator Ryan Murphy is said to be writing a role for Madonna and she reportedly wants to co-star with Rosie O'Donnell (Rosie has already appeared on the show several times). I don't see how she could be a fan of the show if she doesn't own a TV. How much Nip/Tuck can you watch in a hotel room? One thing is for sure - let's hope she has been taking acting classes.