Lopez-Anthony Are Sue Happy

JLo and Skeletor promoting her album March 27 in the Bronx.

Jennifer Lopez and husband "Skeletor" aka Marc Anthony are suing the National Enquirer in European courts because the Enquirer alleged the couple was "caught up in a heroin scandal."

In their March 12 British and Irish editions, the Enquirer reprinted a 2004 picture of Skeletor standing beside photographer Michael Star, who is facing charges of heroin possession and child pornography in the U.S.

The lawsuit will be filed tomorrow (Tuesday, April 17) in Belfast, Ireland, and later in Dublin, Paris & London. European courts favor celebs and other high-profile persons vs. publications. The freaky couple is seeking "a six-figure settlement," an apology & a retraction.

Yeah, dude looks drugged out...but he's not...of course. Just looks it. He is totally caving in on himself. Oh, and if they win a "six-figure settlement" - Skeletor can put that towards the $2.5 million he owes the U.S. government in back taxes. Foolio.