Lindsay Chasing Assistant!

Lohan partying before her arrest.

Oh shite! As you all know by now, Lindsay Lohan was arrested early this morning (1:30 - 2:15 a.m.) for DUI (amongst other charges) after she was found chasing another vehicle with her Denali.

Well, according to police, Blowhan's assitant quit just a few hours before the arrest and when her assistant's mother came to pick her up, Blowhan started chasing them! The mother called the police to tell them what was happening and that she would attempt to drive to the nearest police station and we all know Lindsay ended up arrested.

Um, when is someone going to write a Lindsay Lohan movie?! This stuff is crazy.

Lindsay, you need years of rehab. Or at least a year. Fly to some distant island, stay in rehab (and avoid the press) for a year, get your damn shite together and try to live again. Before you die.

UPDATE - STATEMENT FROM LINDSAY'S ATTORNEY:

"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."

UPDATE 2: Lohan has checked back in to rehab but not Promises. She is at an undisclosed facility.

Let's hope she's really on a plane to a facility far away. For a long long time.


UPDATE 3 (and then it's time to grocery shop - so hot!):

It may not have been Lohan's assistant involved in last night's drama. TMZ is reporting it was her "second assistant who was on the scene, and from what our sources tell us, she had been relieved of her duties last night -- exactly why, we're not sure."

WTF? Why does she need two damn assistants? Seriously. Is it really that hard to keep track of your party destinations Linds? Sheesh.