Sunday, August 19, 2007

Whachoo Smell?

I smell Mystic Tan, Secret deoderant and a once promising career trying to climb its way up the drain.

Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab in Utah (thank you Jesus...or is it Joseph Smith in this case?) working on her sobriety again for the third time this year.

The arraignment for her July 24, 2007, arrest (on charges of "possession of cocaine, DUI, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license") is set for August 24 at 8:30 AM but that's the same day she is scheduled to appear Beverly Hills Court the same day for her Memorial Day weekend DUI bust (I was super sick then so I didn't get to blog about that arrest). -- I'm sure her attorney(s) will make proper arrangements.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW! Haven't seen these pictures anywhere. Hope she stays there for a long time.

Anonymous said...

Good luck Lohan. Lord knows you need it.

Anonymous said...

"Mystic Tan, Secret deoderant and a once promising career trying to climb its way up the drain."

TOO FUNNY! ROFL!