Couple rumors sure to follow...

Kevin Federline will be playing a "cocky, enigmatic frontman" on a couple of episodes of One Tree Hill this season,

OTH films in Wilmington, NC, and star Sophia Bush was "giving back" earlier this week by helping Barefoot Wine's Beach Rescue project (in conjunction with the Surfrider Foundation) clean up Wrightsville Beach of Cape Fear, North Carolina.

You know we'll be seeing razzi shots of KFed-Ex and Sophia partying in Wilmington. My Wilmington peeps better send me some juice!

Shar Denies Pregnancy

So the rumors have been that Shar Jackson is pregnant with KFed-Ex's 5th child but she's not having any of it.

She told Usmagazine.com, "It is not even remotely true.”

Federline's rep also insists the rumors are "not true."

KFed-Ex Needs a Vasectomy!

KFed-Ex & Brit in 2006.

Gossipers are going nuts talking about Kevin Federline (KFed-Ex) possibly impregnating his ex-girlfriend and the mother of his first two children - Shar Jackson! There was talk in April that the two were spending a lot of "special" time together.

This comes on the heels of rumors of a Spears-Federline reunion. KFed-Ex has reportedly been hanging out at Spears' place for several hours when dropping off the couples two kids (Sean Preston & Jayden James) for her visitation period . There are also rumors of overnight stays.

If it is true that Shar Jackson is pregnant with KFed's baby - Britney is really going to lose it again. We've already seen new pictures this week of her underwear clad vajayjay and her boobs hanging out...clearly intoxicated. Lord give her strength.

Stay tuned...

Shar Jackson before/after boob job & tummy tuck.

KFed-Ex & Shar Part 2?

We all know Britney Spears's body and money pulled Kevin Federline away from his pregnant girlfriend (the couple already had 1 child) in 2004 - but could he be back in Shar's bed now that the Spears-Federline union is over?

KFed-Ex has been spending a lot of time with Shar Jackson and that's not abnormal considering they have two kids together (she has 2 with some other dude) - but "a source" told In Touch Weekly, "Shar was always there for Kevin. When things were really bad with Britney, she was a rock for him."

In February they denied the reunion but a KFed-Ex pal says it's only a matter of time before the couple reunite, adding, "Shar was his first love - plus, he's been saying how hot she looks."

She better look hot after spending $15k on a tummy tuck and breast lift! Now they have lots of money and Kevin actually brought some of it to the table this time...granted, it came from Brit but who cares!

KFed-Ex's Final Take

In case you hadn't heard what he is reportedly ending up with after two years of mooching hard work:

* A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.

* Half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.

* $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.

* Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage. He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage

Word is that Britney was ready to work on things. During the five hour settlement meeting the two took a smoke break and had a chat: “Do you really want to do this?” Spears asked K-Fed as the two met to discuss final details of their divorce. K-Fed said yes, and Spears allegedly replied, "You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies,”(that I can't wait to spend a couple of hours with each day -3 days a week). -- Who the hell could possibly know this? Think someone's ratting?

Apparently KFed-Ex led Spears to believe that the two would get together after she got out of rehab because he thought it would encourage her to stay in the treatment center.

Britney/KFed-Ex Divorce Settlement Reached

Britney celebrated with a short night out.

Congratulations to newly rehabbed Britney Spears and wannabe-rapper Kevin Federline who, after a five-hour meeting with their attorneys present, reached "a global settlement on all issues of their marriage," said Michael Sands, a spokesman for Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Sands declined to elaborate on terms of the settlement, saying only that it covers child custody and financial matters. Spears' attorney, Laura Wasser, declined to comment.

Reports are floating around that KFed-Ex will receive around $1 million and the couple agreed to joint custody with a 50/50 split on physical custody of their two children - Sean Preston (18 months) and Jayden James (6 months).

- This has to be a tough lesson for BritBrit. She would probably have sole custody of the children but for the last four months she spent spiraling out of control that left her in rehab for twenty-eight days (could've used longer I'm sure). It is nice to see KFed-Ex not getting an obscene amount of money. That would really piss me off.

...K-Fed looked pretty mellow but content as he left the long settlement meeting...

KFed-Ex Visits Britney Again

We've all heard the reports that Britney is having a really hard time in rehab and is getting in trouble for things like using her cell phone too much, leaving the facility to get clothes, blah blah blah...Well Kevin was snapped today heading to Promises to visit the Mrs. (hey, they're not divorced yet) presumably to convince her to keep her arse there.

Does this girl expect recovery to be easy? Talk about denial - thinking that her only problem is postpartum depression. There are reports of her heavy drinking and drug use going back well before SJP was born let alone JJ. Get a grip woman. And then get your tubes tide.

Britney Sees the Chirrens

People is reporting KFed-Ex took the chirrens to see their mom this weekend at the Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, CA. This visit comes on the heels of KFed-Ex's visit on Friday.

The itty-bitties, little Sean Preston is only 17 months & tiny Jayden James only 5 months old, will get to meet most likely visit Mama Britney several times during her stay.

BREAKING NEWS:KFed-Ex Not A Total D*ck

It is awesome to see this guy stepping up and willing to help a girl out. I mean, he is trying to take $25+ million of her money so the least he could do is visit her in rehab. He reportedly had a private security team and police escort to/from the facility.

Yesterday KFed-Ex spent an hour with Britney at Promises Treatment Center in Malibu. $100 says they get back together once she's clean. Any takers?

Britney has been through some major stuff this past week and she needs all the support she can get. Nice that everyone is stepping up now.

Note to my family: Please don't wait until I'm a drugged-out-head-shaving-reckless mess to help me -- should I ever lose it....k? K.


Here's Momma Spears (in pink) arriving at KFed-Ex's Tarzana home and KFed-Ex's mom also arriving to help with the chirrens:




Doesn't this now seem like 50-million years ago?

Britney Rehab Part 3

TMZ is reporting Britney showed up at KFed's house last night but he wouldn't let her in. Home last night was reportedly the Bel Air Hotel. Here's the skinny:

* BritBrit is back in rehab for the 3rd time in a week and this is her last chance. The program should last 35-45 days.
* Emergency custody hearing has been cancelled as a result.
* If she leaves rehab early - KFed-Ex will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody.

KICK THE ADDICTION MAMA! Don't you think she should also free herself of the heinous wig(s) if she is really going to work on herself. Own it mama!

Spears/Federline Moms Caring For Kids

Mama Spears, Lynne, with Sean Preston.

Looks like KFed-Ex is too stressed right now to care for his 2 Spears-Federline Itty-Bitties. Us Weekly is reporting he has called on Mama Spears, Lynne, and his own mom for assistance:

He is beyond sad," says a Federline pal. "This is the worst week of his entire life. He doesn't even want to pick up the phone. Things are beyond not well with Britney, and he still loves her."

According to our Federline insider, K-Fed made a call to his mother, Julie Bleak, on Valentine's Day asking for her to help him take care of the children. Bleak flew to L.A. on Feb. 15 (the same day Spears, 25, checked into the Crossroads Centre rehab facility in Antigua). Our source adds that Lynne Spears has also been present for her grandchildren, taking care of the children round-the-clock with Federline.

"Britney's family feels that Kevin has been a blessing and they are very impressed with Kevin taking so much responsibility," says a Spears family source. "Britney's family found out from the news this morning that Britney had left the rehab. Britney has not asked to see the kids because she knows she is not well and she does not want to scare Preston. She has no credit cards or cash. She is basically on the run at the moment."

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Jayden James in pink disguise -- Disguises run in the family.

SEE KIDS: This is what happens when you marry and have kids before you are psychologically and emotionally ready. Be forewarned!!!

KFed-Ex v Spears: Emergency Hearing Thursday: Suicide Attempts?

Earlier I reported that KFed-Ex was refusing to let Britney see the chirrens -- Well, KFed-Ex has taken it a step further...

Kevin Federline has reportedly asked a judge for an emergency custody hearing on Thursday - according to TMZ:

A court spokesperson says only K-Fed and his attorney are scheduled to appear before the judge, but adds "anything is possible."

Federline filed papers in November seeking spousal support and sole custody of the couple's children- 5-month-old Jayden James and 17-month-old Sean Preston. As TMZ previously reported, a temporary court order granted the couple joint custody, with Spears having primary physical custody of the boys.

Which got me thinking: These pictures are from a video from not long ago. Remeber it? Is it possible that it was more of a cry for help than we might have thought?



The National Enquirer is reporting(Believable? Who knows - but I wouldn't have thought BritBrit would be a druggy either & she has proved that possible.):

Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, an out-of-control Britney Spears tried to kill herself TWICE in the hours after shaving her head, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively from sources.

Hours after creating a media frenzy by shaving her head, sources say the troubled star tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff.

But that wasn't the end of Britney's self-destructive impulses. A short time later she was rushed to a doctor after saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax, say the sources.

Britney's emotional collapse was triggered by a "reconciliation" with estranged husband Kevin Federline — that was actually meant to be an intervention, sources tell The ENQUIRER.

And when Kevin warned her that she'd fail a drug test and he'd get custody of their sons, a hysterical Britney went over the edge and ended up shaving herself bald while a crowd of spectators and photographers watched outside Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, California.

Her strength and successes seem like such a distant memory. This is so damn sad. As I've previously stated - I've never really been a fan of her music - but I'm all for success, mental health & peace within one's self. Truly, I hope she comes around.