"Fell out" is code for"were pushed out!"

Apparently eleven extras were injured when they "fell out" of a truck during filming of Valkyrie - Tom Cruise's new movie currently filming in Berlin, Germany.

They were in the back of a truck filming a scene around the Finance Ministry when a bolt on a side panel of the truck apparently came loose as the vehicle turned - hence the fall out. Ten were treated and released at the hospital and, as of reporting, one remained hospitalized with the extent of the injuries unknown.

Cruise stars as Col. Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg - Germany's "most famous anti-Hitler plotter."

Creepy Cruise was reportedly not involved in the weekend filming though I'm sure his PR people have him personally shaking the hands of each extra and presenting them with a Scientology - The Fundamentals of Thought book. Creepy.

Not the Marrying Kind

Contrary to gossip earlier this week, Tom Cruise did not perform the wedding of Scientology backer and media mogul James Packer to model Erica Baxter.

The couple wed yesterday on the grounds of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc on the French Riviera while TomKat sat amongst the other guests.

Congratulations Becks

Real Madrid won the Spanish League title last night and look who turned up to support David Beckham. None other than Tom Cruise, prisoner Katie Holmes and of course Victoria Beckham and the couple's three sons, Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz.

It was David's last game for Real Madrid as he and his family will move to Los Angeles this July/August since he signed a huge deal to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy.

The adults then left the chirrens at home and partied until 7 a.m. when the Mothership landed to take Tom and Katie home.

Luckily, Victoria's boobs and Katie's new 'do were able to attend...

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Jesus Cruise is Marrying People Now? Eh Gawd.

Oh man, Tom Cruise is at the "Highest Level of 'clear' in Scientology" and now he may "perform a wedding" for one of the fake church's richest benefactors, Australian heir James Packer.

According to Page Six, Packer will wed model-turned-singer Erica Baxter this Wednesday on France's Cote d'Azur and Cruise just might be the man to perform the ceremony. Blech. I just totally vurped.

Tom Thinks Katie Sucks As a Mom

GET OUT NOW KATIE HOLMES! GET OUT NOW!!! Us Weekly is reporting Tom has ordered Katie to attend "mommy classes" taught by Scientologists that a Scientology source calls "parenting classes."

They've only been together two years now and married about four months, but Tom Cruise appears to still have a strangle hold on Katie's life. She has had a Scientology "minder" since the two began dating to "make sure that nothing is said or done that would be critical of the church."

Several of Tom's family members live with the couple and it appears their "staff" also consists of Scientology believers leaving Katie with very little exposure to "outsiders"...Victoria Beckham being one link.

Seriously, this couple is not going to make it because marriages in which one person controls absolutely everything just don't work. GET OUT KATIE - WHILE YOU'RE YOUNG!

Quick Humor Break

The more I watch this the more and more I laugh. Tom Cruise really was nutso during this Oprah episode.

It just cracks me up to no end. Enjoy.

Speaking of Scientology...

Tom Cruise aka "Jesus Cruise" let his "Mary" aka Katie Holmes out for the night as the attended a $6,5250 per person dinner to help raise fund for the New York Workers Detoxification Project.

The rehabilitation project is to help city workers of 9/11 who are suffering from disease processes/breathing problems and is based on the teachings of "religious" capitalist L. Ron Hubbard:

"It is a precise regimen that includes exercise, sauna bathing, and vitamin, mineral and oil supplements. More than 20 years of clinical experience have established its value in treating chemical exposures."

You know, the same stuff Katie has to do when she talks back to Tom or does something he didn't give prior approval for. ;)

Crazy Cruise & Hostage Holmes

Awww, Katie Holmes flew in from filming "Mad Money" in Louisiana to have dinner with her ruler hubby Tom Cruise Monday. They were snapped leaving Wolgang Puck's restaurant, Cut, in Beverly Hills.[source]

And here's a little TomKat humor from Pretty On the Outside...taheeheehee...

Great Cause - Lame Dude

"Tom Toast" from Gallergy of the Absurd.

The New York Post reports Tom Cruise will be visiting New York for a gala on April 19 to benefit the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project, a controversial "detox" program for 9/11 workers.

Cruise, a Scientologist, helped open a clinic in downtown Manhattan after the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center. The clinic offers free Scientology-inspired treatments to firefighters, cops and other rescue workers exposed to high levels of toxins at Ground Zero. Tickets for the fund-raiser range from $6,250 to $100,000. WTF?! $100,000? Do you get to smack Cruise in the head twenty times for that price?!

The detox procedure reportedly includes high doses of niacin, the ingesting of cold-pressed oil and longs intervals in a sauna — is not endorsed by New York City's Fire or Police departments but some rescue workers brainwashed by Cruise say the program has helped them.

Cruise-Holmes Alleged Stalker Jailed

Transient Emily Leatherman was arrested outside of the Beverly Hills mansion of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Police say she has been charged with receiving stolen property and violating a restraining order. Leatherman has been jailed with bail set at $45,000 pending arraignment Monday.

Leatherman was accused of stalking John Cusack last year and he was granted a restraining order against her.

Tom Let Out Katie to Celebrate...Him

I totally think Katie is defying Tom's orders by wearing mega heels. You know he wants her standing at his level but she's not taking all of his orders anymore...I think the novelty has warn off of that relationship - for her at least.

Mentor LA decided to honor crazy Tom Cruise at their Promise Gala last night in Hollywood (March 22 '07). Ugh, honoring Tom Cruise. He's just creepy-preachy dude to me now.

Check out Katie's face...her smile...more like a half-arsed smile (except in the close-up pic of her alone). I notice a definite change from the gaga smiles of last year. Things have definitely changed within that couple...Katie's not blinded by the fact that she's screwing the guy she had a crush on since high school.

"Jesus" Cruise is Sucking the Life From Katie!

Maybe she just had a rough night but you know it's not good that you can tell someone looks like crap even in blurry picture. Poor Katie. -- Suri seems to like her dad though. Could be all that "auditing" Scientologists do...you know Tom started that sh*t on Suri inutero!

Suri Cruise Spotting

How cute does Suri look in the plaid dress for St. Patrick's Day?! However, Tom is looking 100 years old in that Mr. Rogers sweater - though his face looks good since the pic is blurry!

Anyone hungover from yesterday's festivities?

Alien Cruise, Prisoner Holmes & Victim Suri

Here they are leaving the game...

The three were spotted at another of son Connor's basketball games. I get such creepy feelings when I seem them together. Tom scares me but I better be careful...he'll have The Church of Scientology suing my arse for light years to come. Did you know Scientology is the most litigious organization in the world?...or did I just make that up?

And here they are inside the game...not really watching it are they? Things seem "off" here - these two don't look very happy! Trouble in Scientology paradise? Suri's having fun though.

Jesus Cruise - His Mary & Their Suri

The Cruises made an appearance at a Beverly Hills High to attend Connor's basketball game. I know she's just a baby but something tells me Suri will be getting a rhinoplasty like mom did when she is older. I'm just saying! Katie shouldn't have gotten one in the first place. Tom still creeps me out but he does look like he has dropped a few lbs.

Vanity Fair Party Pics

The Vanity Fair party is the party on Oscar night and the stars did not disappoint. Check 'em out starting with my girl MADONNA with Gwyneth (click to enlarge):

Ellen DeGeneres & girlfriend Portia de Rossi.

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban.

Beyonce, Oprah & MJ Blige.

Tom "Crazy" Cruise, Katie "Hostage" Holmes & Graydon Carter (VF editor).

Photos from Vanity Fair