Racist Paris & Douchebag Josh

Paris Hilton is a self-centered-racist and I can't stand her so I try not to post much about her. At least when I do post it gives me an opportunity to shite on her a bit.

She always has make-up all over her. Look at her hat...make-up all over it. Ick.

She and her hard-working bra/cutlets headed out Sunday night (April 15) in Hollywood. Her disease-swapping hideous boyfriend Josh Henderson even opened the door for his favorite tranny.

The pic below is one of my favorites! WTF is all over her? Is she trying to prove she's not racist by darkening her skin? She looks utterly ridiculous.

Today's "Ehh Gawd" Pics Brought to You by Parisite and Josherpes

Doesn't look to me like Josh should've been driving Wednesday night as they left the Saddle Ranch Club on Sunset Boulevard though we know Parisite couldn't drive (see bottom of post for update on her possible jail time).

Could Paris and new dude Josh be going strong at two weeks? Maybe she committed to him after Stavros left her camped out in a taxi days ago. BAHHHHHH. Love that he did that. They all suck though. However, I will say that I love Parisite's necklace and ring. B*tch.

Parisite Jail Time Update: As you may know, Hilton was arrested February 27 after being caught speeding down Sunset Blvd. around 11 p.m. in her Bentley, without headlights, and with a suspended license.

Now word comes today (Thursday) from the L.A. City Attorney's Office that Parisite has been found in violation of the terms of her probation and faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail.

Put her arse in jail! We all know our arses would be put away for the max in a heart beat.