Beckinsale and Baby

More Kate Beckinsale on location filming "Winged Creatures" for your enjoyment. Click here to see last weeks installment covering bad roots and ugly uniforms!

McConaughey and Hudson Escape Deadly Jellyfish

Actress Kate Hudson and actor/naked bongo player Matthew McConaughey had to be evacuated from the set of their new movie when a deadly jellyfish was found on set.

The blond duo are shooting romantic comedy "Fool's Gold" in Queensland, Australia, and were preparing to act out their final scene in Hervey Bay when a marine expert spotted the Irukandji jellyfish. Everyone, including the cast and crew, was evacuated until the deadly creature was disposed of.

Hudson's publicist, Fiona Searson says, "We have a marine expert to ensure everyone's safe and he found the jellyfish...."It's an unusual problem to come across. Only in Australia, I suppose."

The Irukandji jellyfish is only about the size of a peanut but has been described by experts as one of the most deadly creatures alive.

Beckham Should've Worn His Shades at Night...Indoors

Looks like David & Victoria Beckham may have "tied one on" in an effort to forget his wandering eye earlier in the evening.

According to Page Six, former model Kelly Killoren Bensimon was dining near the Beckhams'-Diddy table at NOBU and "Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it," a witness said.

"Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything." A rep for Beckham told Page Six, "If David was checking anyone out, it was his wife."

-- So we women know that guys don't die or go blind when they marry (anymore than we do) but the cardinal rule is that you DON'T OGLE OTHER WOMEN WHILE YOUR WIFE IS WITH YOU! What a dumbarse you are David.

Jenna's Ruined Va-Jay-Jay

Note to self: DO NOT get a vaginoplasty before the movie of my pornographic life is finished and DO NOT get any plastic surgery while going through a "nasty divorce." A HUGE thanks to porn queen Jenna Jameson for teaching me (and us really) this valuable lesson!


Rush and Molloy are reporting Hollywood honchos are looking to make Jameson's best-selling memoirs, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie but she reportedly hasn't been showing up for meetings because she had some "work done" on her triangle (years of porn affect your va-jay-jay...you don't say!) and isn't happy with the results.

Looks like chicky got a botched vagina snipping to go with her botched facial surgery and lumpy left boob.

So I think we can all agree: Jenna says she is going through a "nasty divorce" and it looks like she's been trying to make herself feel better by feeding her possible plastic surgery addiction. NO SURGERY DURING THE DIVORCE PROCESS PEOPLE!

This concludes today's lesson. Now, go appreciate your va-jay-jay for what it is and not what you want it to be.

Randon Peeps: JT, Salma, Romijn & O'Connell

Justin Timberlake's in NY and was snapped leaving his hotel for a performance in NJ...I can see the backside of the girl who has been with him all tour...is she his stylist?

Salma's in NY and doesn't look too happy to be photographed...

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell don't mind the post-workout sweaty kiss as they leave an L.A. gym...

A Bit of Blades of Glory

Amy Poehler is va-va-vooming it at the "Blades of Glory" premier in L.A...when I say va-va-vooming it I mean va-va-vooming it as much as someone with the body of a 12yr old can. I love a funny lady though! -- The other gorgeous gal is Cheryl Hines. Love her too!

So Jealous of Michelle Right Now!

Lucky Rodriguez is hanging at South Beach in Miami this week and I'd love to be swimming in a clear and warm ocean right now. Man, I'm jealous and jealousy does not wear well.


Someone didn't want her bum showing 'cause she wore that cool-arse skull wrap into the water. I wouldn't want the razzi snapping my arse either...I suppose.

Jude Likes 'Em Flexible

There have been some rumors that dirty bird Jude Law is sweet for kind and beautiful Natalie Portman. I've urged Natalie to "resist the Jude" - but she may not have to. Who am I kidding...he's probably boinking several girls at once. Ahyhoooo...

According to the NY Daily News big-mouthed and newly skinny Courtney Love is spilling on her Web site, moonwashedrose.com, that she "just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She's got a hot bod."