Friday, September 14, 2007

It's Frrrrrrriday Maties

How Hollywood is that shot of Drew Barrymore talking on her Blackberry with a parrot prop on her shoulder while Pedro holds an umbrella (ella, ella, eh, eh...DAMN YOU RIHANNA!) for her. I find it hilariously ridiculous!

She's probably calling 911 to report "I think I know who ate the dingo that ate the baby."

Barrymore was snapped spending some quality time with her parrot on the set of He's Just Not That Into You. Oh yes he is.

JT's Wittle Boo Boo

Justin Timberlake reportedly injured his vocal chords during his MTV VMA weekend and had to cancel a couple of shows. BOOOOO.

His galpal Jessica Biel tagged along to one of his follow-up medical appointments. I wish she'd trash those shoes. Ballet flats don't work on everyone (including me).

Say it 'aint so Britney


I don't even really believe this little story (and I find the whole thing shameful)but Us magazine claims Fox is trying to get Britney Spears to make an appearance on the show - reportedly to apologize for her VMA performance.

Us magazine is reporting an "Emmy Awards show source" as saying Fox is "in negotiations" with NitBrit.

However, a source close to Spears says: "I can't say this is 100 percent not true. All I can say is that the Emmy people aren't dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris. So if she is doing anything for the Emmys then it's not going through the official channels."

If Spears appears on the Emmys then it will be official: SJP & JJ are running NitBrit's career! Nothing says "professional" like letting a 1-year-old and 2-year-old run your business. "We're country ya'all!"

How shameless are these networks? It is beyond disgusting. They don't care if she performs or appears - they just want the rumor mill turning to bring in viewers. Blech.

Sexy Shoes Connelly

WOAH! What on this slowly browning Earth is Jennifer Connelly wearing on her feet? Who shows up to a "Gala Premier" of their movie at the Toronto International Film Festival looking like this?

She had to have had surgery or something. Corns removed? Toes surgically shortened to fit better into her Christian Louboutin heels?

I'll let it slide this time - on the condition that she's NOT trying to pass those things off as footwear. Besides the feet, Jennifer looked beautiful - as always.

Clooney Pimps Dad Jeans

George Clooney in "dad jeans" makes me giggle. He looks so...so...suburbian vanilla!

Clooney was snapped on the set of Burn After Reading - which co-stars Brad Pitt.

I'll take Clooney almost any way I can get him but he's so damn hot when playing dress up.

No thanks, I'll pass.

Kudos to Courtney Love for "getting her shit together" and looking like something straight out of a teen horror flick. CRIKEY!

Kabbalah'n Around

Where do you go when you're a celebrity and you want to cleanse your soul and that of your children? If you are Madonna or Demi Moore you head to Tel Aviv, Israel, to celebrate the Jewish New Year.

Ok, so Demi didn't take her "real" children but she did take Ashton!



Thumbnails below are of Demi and Ashton.


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Stoner says what?

"I run around the house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny... I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry."

Actress Mary-Kate Olsen on her home hobbies.

Check her out on Showtime's Weeds. The cast is killer and the theme is hilarious. GO MLP!