Hey Rhys Meyers: Simulated Sex in Public Is NOT Cool

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his professional beard girlfriend, Reena Hammer, need to seriously consider taking their making-out arses to a hotel - away from thousands of eyes.

Page Six sources say the couple walked into Plumm nightclub the other night - headed straight for a couch, then proceeded with a hardcore make-out session including Hammer straddling Rhys Meyers at one point. The couple left without buying a single drink.

Interesting. Sounds like someone needs to make sure he's seen making out with the someone of the female pursuasion. All this coupled with their break-up not long ago but then reuniting as he begins making the publicity rounds for his new Showtime series "The Tudors?" ...Things that make you go "Hmmmmmm...?"