Orphanages: Lock Your Doors!

" Lord, please help all the children in the world. Please keep them from the arms of crazy arse Mariah Carey."

According to MSNBC, Gossipers in Mexico are saying Carey visited the Frank Gonzalez orphanage in Mexico with her lawyer and might be interested in adopting one of the children.

This could be a bit "off" considering what she told People magazine at the end of February:

The Grammy-winning singer also says she's not in any rush to have children. "What I want is to have children in a good way, with the right husband, with the right family life."

Uh, do you think she'd share one of her 500 humidifiers with the little one or is it only she who matters?

Mariah told V magazine: "Literally, I'll have twenty humidifiers around the bed. Basically, it's like sleeping in a steam room. The bed is all terry-cloth, the ceiling is pitched so the water can't fall on my head, and it drips down to my side, and the TV is behind glass."