Jack-o'-Lantern Apple?

What explanation can there be for Apple Martin's eyebrows than that she was face painting with grandma Blythe Danner and they neglected to remove the crazy eyebrows before they left the house? -- Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't put eyebrows on a child "for real" right? Would daddy Chris Martin do it?

If I'd seen him at the market, I would've grabbed a napkin and some spit and then scrubbed that shite off! Of course, I'd be in jail now. LOL.