Larry Birkhead Better Get A Jobby-Job

Larry Birkhead, desperate to be the father of deceased Anna Nicole Smith's six-month-old daughter Dannielynn Hope, received the best crappiest package ever from Fed Ex on Saturday - a bill for $620,492.84 for legal services from fired attorney Debri Opri.

Birkhead terminated Opri just hours before a DNA hearing in the Bahamas
and I'm thinking dude caught wind of the kinds of things she was charging him for beginning with Opri's hourly rate of $475. Here's a real sampling:

1) $4,500 for 3 months of Opri's personal publicist with Luck Media & Marketing.
2) $9,500 for 10hrs "preparation & attendance in Bahamas re services and var. meetings re same"...and 10hrs on the day of Anna' funeral. Even though he asked her not to attend!
3) $4,265 for Cingular roaming charges while in the Bahamas.
4) $25.75 for her husband's laundry services in the Bahamas.
5) $161.65 for an Outback Steakhouse dinner that Birkhead wasn't even at.

The real total charges were $1,131,857.93 but Opri was nice enough to offer a discount of $511,365.09 if Birkhead accepted the 112-page bill "but only without further discussion."

I always thought Debra Opri was packing a huge set of balls in those pants and skirts of hers. CRIKEY! source