Dina Lohan Should Be Fried

I cannot stand Dina Lohan - the dayum enabling mother of Lindsay Lohan and "The White Oprah" as she told Star magazine back in August of 2006.

Now she's saying she never said that. She just told Us Weekly, "I've read all these things, like, I said I'm the white Oprah. I've never said that in my entire life! It's completely ridiculous."

Realllllly? Here's what she told Star mag back in 2006: "I love to talk. Lindsay [ Lohan]'s friends call me 'The White Oprah' because they all come to me with their problems." Page Six confirmed with the article's writer that he quoted Lohan accurately.

She's a liar and an enabler hungry for her daughter's celebrity. She sucks donkey balls. Officially.

Dumb*ss Dina Lohan

No wonder LaLohan is such a mess...You HAVE to read these quotes from Lindsay Lohan's enabling mother, Dina Lohan (44), from the upcoming issue of Harper's Bizaar. UsMagazine got a sneak peak:

On Lindsay Lohan's rehab:
"Lindsay had to fall and get up. I knew it was coming. I told her, but finally she was like, 'Mommy, I had to do it myself.' You can lead a horse to water. You can't make him drink."

On Paris Hilton:
"Some of these kids are just lost. Paris Hilton's mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids, and Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far. They're the American dream. They're the Trumps of the little world, these kids. Lindsay at 26 is not going to clubs! She's not. It's just not happening."

On Britney Spears:
"I don't know her mom. But I love this kid, and I feel so badly for her because I'm a mom. The girl is a beautiful kid. She married some guy just to get out of the limelight. Cut her some slack. Her mother, I'm surprised she didn't come forward. I'm not gonna sit back and go, You're gonna trash my kid? If my daughter was in high school, I would be at the principal's office. Hello?"

On going out with Lindsay:
"Listen to me: Lindsay would drag me, literally drag my loser butt there and say, 'I need you to know who these people are.' Yeah, she trusts my judgment. She's in such a whirlwind; she's in a tornado. I mean, we're talking serious earthquake, you know?...Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom! Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta's going to stick, okay?"

On the paparazzi:
"Look at me. Diana will happen again."

On her family:
"We're just so misunderstood. My sons are in sports; my daughters want to be actors. I was in the business, and I'm going to help them. You don't like that? I'm living the American dream."