You Know It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

"Girls Gone Wild" pimp and Florida jailbird Joe Francis was interviewed by Tyra Banks before he went to jail last month ('bout damn time) and she asked why there are never any black girls flashing their "girls" in his videos(um, why's she watching them to find out?) and Francis responded: "Here's the problem with black girls - they want to get paid. ... [Other girls,] I just ask and they do it."

Cheap and sleezy...yeah, they often go together. The interview will air on the Tyra Banks Show Monday.

Show Us Your Man Boobs Jack Arse Joe!

If you hadn't heard, "Girls Gone Wild" founder and national sleeze-bag-loser Joe Francis is finally getting a tiny smidgen of what he is owed - JAIL TIME and a nice BIG DOSE of REALITY.

Francis talked shite about a judge calling him "out of his mind" and a "judge gone wild" and that same judge, District Court Judge Richard Smoak, refused to cut his 35-day sentence down to 30 days. Francis's attorney pleaded for the "break" because having jail time over 30 days on his record would change the sentencing guidelines in his federal case (for a $20 million tax evasion scheme) thereby subjecting him to an extra year in a federal penitentiary.

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT! People like this never stop being d*cks and arseholes unless and until they're stripped of all their luxuries and privilege. Someone's gettin' poked in the arse!

Now, If They'd Just Put Paris In Jail We Could Reallly Celebrate!

Idiot says what?...and "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis asks, "What?"

The loser was recently arrested for changing the terms of a 2003 settlement and just slapped with a lawsuit brought by the United States of America for a $20 million "corporate evasion scheme."

Now the dumbass has been busted, in jail, after trying to bribe a guard with $100 for water, presumably to take the pills he was found in possession of including anti-anxiety meds Aprazolam and Lorazepam, as well as the sleeping med Lunesta.

TMZ is reporting the President of Mantra Films (the company that produces "Girls Gone Wild"), Scott Barbour, was arrested by the Bay County Sheriff on suspicion of slipping the pills and the cash to Francis. Authorities are saying Barbour passed them off to Francis when he visited him Wednesday night. Now that idiot is in the same jail! BAHHHHHHH!

Somebody write a script quick - and make sure it ends up with these two puckers stranded on a tiny island with nothing but gay guys and bears. CUT!

America Sues Joe Francis Of "Girls Gone Wild"

That's right, Joe Francis - world wide sleaze bag, ex-boyfriend of Paris Hilton & creator of everything "Girls Gone Wild" - was indicted today for a $20 million "corporate evasion scheme!" Mug shot above is from his arrest on Tuesday.

Francis is already in jail on unrelated charges and according to The Smoking Gun, he has a lot more to be concerned with:

According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees. At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled. If convicted of the federal charges, he faces a maximum of 10 years in prison and fines of up to $500,000. Francis was arrested yesterday on an unrelated federal warrant stemming from a civil lawsuit brought against him by seven underage women who were filmed by "Girls Gone Wild" cameramen in Florida in 2003.

I think they should let us all line up and take turns kicking him in the ballsies! YEAHHHHHH!

What an arsehole loser this guy is. BURN BABY BURN.

Lock Him Up & Take His Money!

Dirty, nasty, opportunistic, sleeze bag and "Girls Gone Wild" creator, Joe Francis, was finally arrested this morning at Panama City Airport in Florida.

People is reporting he was on his way to voluntarily turn himself in, but he was recognized by airport police and arrested there before he reached the Marshal's Office. Francis had been ordered to turn himself in for changing the terms of a settlement deal stemming from a 2003 lawsuit in which seven women accused him of victimizing them by filming them in sexual situations while they were on spring break in Panama City.

Dumbshite reportedly had until noon on last Thursday to turn himself in but you know he thought he was too cool to turn himself in on time so he missed the deadline. He seriously needs to be stripped in jail and have video and pics taken of him then sold for millions...wait, no one will pay to see his arse. Sicko. (via TMZ)