Showing posts with label suri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label suri. Show all posts

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Suri's a Football Fan

Or just a big ham. But how cute does Suri Cruise look in these pics.

Mom Katie Holmes brought along he special alien baby to cheer on their relatively new family friends, David and Victoria Beckham.

What would Jesus Cruise say about his little one eating candy? I'm sure she was "audited" when she returned home 'cause Scientology probably lumps in sugar products with pharmaceuticals and we know how they feel about those.

VickyB & Friends at L.A. Galaxy Game

Yes, David Beckham finally made his American debut as the new star of the L.A. Galaxy soccer team and wife VickyB showed her support by drinking champagne in a skybox with the likes of Katie Holmes (and little Suri), Eva Longoria and Tom Cruise's mom.

Chelsea beat Galaxy 1-0. Boooooooooo! But at least we got to see Beckham play for about fifteen minutes. Yummy.

Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria.

Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Victoria Beckham & Eva Longoria.

Beckham has his own website, finally, and he'd like to welcome each of you to it.





Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Katie Wants to Be the New Jackie-O

It is so obvious. I mean, what young woman her age wears that bathing suit? You are in your 20's woman! Sure the suit had to be Tom Cruise approved but come on Katie.

Holmes is definitely going for the Jackie-O look. Understated clothing and swimsuits, large glasses, bobby brown hair. It's not Victoria Beckham she is trying to look like people!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Xenu Sends Birthday Wishes!

My how time flies. Suri Cruise Holmes turned the "Big 1" today and all Scientologists around the world are celebrating Jesus Cruise's pride and joy.

The Gatecrasher is reporting Tom and Suri are headed to Shreveport, La., to celebrate her special day with papa Cruise and momma Katie Holmes who is there filming "Mad Money" with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

"Jesus" Cruise is Sucking the Life From Katie!

Maybe she just had a rough night but you know it's not good that you can tell someone looks like crap even in blurry picture. Poor Katie. -- Suri seems to like her dad though. Could be all that "auditing" Scientologists do...you know Tom started that sh*t on Suri inutero!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Suri Cruise Spotting

How cute does Suri look in the plaid dress for St. Patrick's Day?! However, Tom is looking 100 years old in that Mr. Rogers sweater - though his face looks good since the pic is blurry!

Anyone hungover from yesterday's festivities?

Monday, March 12, 2007

Alien Cruise, Prisoner Holmes & Victim Suri

Here they are leaving the game...

The three were spotted at another of son Connor's basketball games. I get such creepy feelings when I seem them together. Tom scares me but I better be careful...he'll have The Church of Scientology suing my arse for light years to come. Did you know Scientology is the most litigious organization in the world?...or did I just make that up?



And here they are inside the game...not really watching it are they? Things seem "off" here - these two don't look very happy! Trouble in Scientology paradise? Suri's having fun though.


Monday, March 5, 2007

Jesus Cruise - His Mary & Their Suri

The Cruises made an appearance at a Beverly Hills High to attend Connor's basketball game. I know she's just a baby but something tells me Suri will be getting a rhinoplasty like mom did when she is older. I'm just saying! Katie shouldn't have gotten one in the first place. Tom still creeps me out but he does look like he has dropped a few lbs.