Weeooo, Pull O-va!

Jessica Alba was pulled over Monday in Los Angeles - presumably for speeding - unless she pulls a "Paris" in which case she'll say she was pulled over for "being hot."

My Body Is Rockin'!

I know I know, I haven't been posting and then I go and post the Jelly Donut vs. Lady Sov video like some lazy arse. Well, I'm super tired with all these drugs running through me and my ovaries exploding (p.s. this is how I talk dirty to my hubby) so I have an excuse.

I've been looking at stuff that makes me laugh and forget that I'm being forced to guzzle protein shakes in the name of keeping me out of the hospital. Soooo, suck it up and you know I'll be back in action soon kids. Ya heard.

Minnie Driver Lives

It's nice to see Minnie Driver with her head up despite her loser fiance hooking up with Cameron Diaz. I'm starting to think maybe they broke up just before he hooked up with Cam but that might just be too convenient for him.

I'd Like to Smack That Smile Off His Face

What an idiot. Scott Stapp, former frontman of Creed, was arrested Sunday at his Florida home after a "confrontation" with his wife.

The original charge was aggravated assault with intent to commit a felony, however, the charge was reduced to a misdemeanor today (Monday) because sheriff's spokesman Paul Miller said, "the allegation is that Stapp threw a bottle of Orangina at his wife, at her head, and missed and the bottle broke."

The couple has only been married just over a year and have a baby daughter.

Those Things Are Gonna Pop

Pamela Anderson is in the South of France, along with most celebrities, for the Cannes Film Festival.

She'll be tiny forever...'cept for those dayum boobs.

Long Time No See Aniston

It is so annoying when celebs, Jennifer Aniston in this case, hide their faces from the razzi...or have their celebrity friends, David Arquett - also in this case, block the razzi. Just give 'em some shots and go on your way. She looked beautiful so what's the big deal? Nevertheless, I'm still a fan.

It's so rare that we see shots of her so these of her after dinner at Nobu in Malibu the other night will definitely suffice.

What's So Funny Cam?

I'm still pissed at Cameron Diaz for hooking up Criss Angel "Mindfreak" even though he's engaged to Minnie Driver (well, was until his Cam hook-up) but these pictures surfaced and I'm curious about them.

She's laughing with and awfully close to surfer Kelly Slater. If you'll remember correctly, the two connected prior to her relationship with Justin Timberlake and she spent lots of time with him in Hawaii after her break-up with Mr. JT. Then she hooks up with Criss Angel two weekends ago, these pics were taken Friday & she then she headed off to Las Vegas to do some more catching up with cheater "Mindfreak."

Who Knew Tony's Cojones Were Yellow & White?!

You know Eva Longoria has fiance Tony Parker by the big ones...

Kudos to media whore Longoria for turning up for an excellent cause - Parents Against Cancer's charity beach volleyball tournament on Sunday.