Hartnett and Cruz

Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett are reportedly a couple these days and they're doing their best to keep the romance under wraps.

The two stars fled from El Coyote, a trendy LA restaurant, on March 21 after learning all private rooms were taken.

Cruz and Hartnett then showed up at another top restaurant, The Little Door, where they asked for the restaurant's secluded Blue Room, according to In Touch magazine.

A waiter told the magazine the couple left through separate doors, but "before they went, they kissed goodbye," adding "they were touchy-feely all night, holding hands and kissing... They were cute."

Hartnett Dating a Dog

We all know the guy wouldn't date a dog...but saying a celebrity is dating a model is so boring these days. Give us something good like - you enjoy lonely nights with cucumbers, lube & old Facts of Life episodes or something. Whoa, you can tell I watched Borat tonight 'cause I'm talking dirty! ** I cannot find a pic of this chic anywhere - I just get climate reports and confusing stuff about neurons. Please let me know if you find one!**

Anyhooo, word is that Josh Hartnett is loving yet another model because Gisele Bundchen and Helena Christensen weren't enough to complete his list of "hot conquests." Joshy has been lovin' the ladies since his recent split from ScarJo and now he is reportedly dating top Italian model Sveva Gualdi.

The couple has been spotted getting lovey on dates about town in NYC. According to In Touch magazine, spotted loving his chica Gualdi last week as they strolled the streets together.
An eyewitness tells the publication, "They were holding hands and kissing. They didn't care who saw them."...An insider reportedly said the couple has been dating for about a month after meeting at a party in NY.

Josh Hartnett = Superman?

Nowww I know why he's pimpin' the Clark Kent look...He wants to be a hero.

Hartnett likes "the drink" and he definitely likes the bars in NYC. Well, Page Six is reporting Joshy and crew closed down Whiskey Ward and were leaving around 4 a.m. when "he stopped a guy from harassing a woman," said our source. "He was just helping her out." No punches - no scuffling - just some raised voices.

GOOD JOB JOSHY! Wonder if JT (pictured below) would've done the same?! BAHHH! I just needed an excuse to post this SNL "Homelessville" pic. Love it.

Josh Hartnett - Model Material?

Page Six is reporting Joshy, pimpin' since his break-up with ScarJo, was spied chit-chatting with Danish model Helena Christensen at the Mondrian Sky Bar Saturday night.

He walked into the Chateau Marmont about an hour later with chicky "10 paces behind him."

He bailed to the bar for a bit then disappeared...presumably to stick his peepee in her va-jay-jay. Dude totally has crusty penis problems since he and ScarJo broke-up...he's been screwing everything! I think there was even a report of him boinking a goat...but that's just a rumor. ; )

Doesn't He Look...Interesting?

What do you guys think of Josh at the Independent Spirit Awards? I like glasses on people - everyone is always so worried about looking pretty or handsome - but these glasses might be a bit much for my taste.

I am a "Joshy" fan though. Kids got potential.