Josh Hartnett = Superman?

Nowww I know why he's pimpin' the Clark Kent look...He wants to be a hero.

Hartnett likes "the drink" and he definitely likes the bars in NYC. Well, Page Six is reporting Joshy and crew closed down Whiskey Ward and were leaving around 4 a.m. when "he stopped a guy from harassing a woman," said our source. "He was just helping her out." No punches - no scuffling - just some raised voices.

GOOD JOB JOSHY! Wonder if JT (pictured below) would've done the same?! BAHHH! I just needed an excuse to post this SNL "Homelessville" pic. Love it.