Friday, March 2, 2007

Today's TMI News Brought to You by P.Dummy

For the second time this week a celebrity statement has made me vurp. First it was John "Revolt-ya" talking positions and this time it's P. Dummy. Now I don't mind burping and vomiting has it's purpose (detox anyone?) - but vurping? Blech!

P. Dummy felt it necessary to let us know that he shaves his "area" - it apparently makes his tiny peepee look bigger..."I shave down there. I do it myself - or I have my young lady help me, because I don't want to get no nicks," said Diddy.

This fabulous quote comes on the heels of him sharing with us that his and girlfriend Kim Porter's sex sessions have lasted 28 hours and they have experimented with tantric sex. Yeah, we're buying that 28hr lie...surrrre.

Ew, I think I just vurped again. I need to go brush. Talk amongst yourselves.

1 comment:

Cali said...

I cannot stand this guy.