Oh joy, Travolta & Preston

Oh looky, Kelly Preston's boobs are about to swallow her face and hubby John Travolta is using his Scientology powers to keep them from doing so. What an effin' hero. Sorry, can't stand the guy. But at least we can't see the webbing for his hairpiece. Amen.

The two were snapped at the NYC premier of Death Sentence. Preston co-stars with Kevin Bacon and others. I'll check it out once it hits Blu-Ray disc.

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(The fam, minus son Jett, at Travolta's "Wild Hogs" premier this week.)

My eyes! My eyes! My mind! My mind! I stumbled upon these quotes, read them -- and now everything burns! Personally, I think of them this way...but do read the quotes below:

Ugh, John Travolta & Kelly Preston are planning on creating another brainwashed being in the near future and he's talking about sexual positions!

Jett is 14 & Ella is 6. The star confirmed rumors they were thinking of having another baby saying, "Yeah, we do want to have another kid and we're going to work on it this summer."

He claims, "There are these other things where you have to decide if you want to have a boy or a girl. There are certain techniques you use. It worked twice. We wanted a boy the first time and we got a girl the second time. It has to do with positions and results and all sorts of intricate things."

Travolta & Preston - HILARIOUS!

Man I love Pretty on the Outside! The artwork is classic and this has me laughing out loud. BAHHHHHHHH! Thought I'd put the Oscar pic and the artwork together for full effect.


Travolta & Diddy plan their "late night rendezvous" together...Damn beard Mrs. won't stop eavesdropping!