It's Not Ok! Okay

Mannnn, Ok! magazine is one giant kiss arse and this time it's kissing the arses of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.

The rag reportedly paid $400,000 for the uncensored photos (and video) because they're "celebrity friendly" and sought to protect their beloved Nick and Vanessa by getting the shite off the market.

Boooooooooooooo! Why didn't the foolios buy it themselves. You know some intern is going to copy that shite and spread it all over the world. Puh-leeeze.

Sucks for Jessica. No matter how a break-up goes - no one wants to see their ex having sex with their current partner.

They'd Get Life Sentences In India

Vanessa Minnillo clearly likes the attention of others as exhibited by her straddling of beau Nick Lachey in a public pool at the Atlantis Resort on Paradise Island. He looks awfully dough-y these days. Ooooo, the life.

I think I'm due to go back there. It has been awhile.

Battle of the Big Hats

The 133rd Kentucky Derby was held this weekend and as custom dictates - the chicas showed up in some big arse hats.

Vanessa Minnillo totally wins this battle - I LOVE HER HAT!

Jenny McCarthy (whom I totally dig) looks like she's wearing the Scientology Mothership and something is just seriously "off" about Brittany Murphy (with rumored new husband Simon Monjack). Maybe it's the eyebrows. But the hat is pretty boring. No special touch whatsoever.

Self Magazine's Girls Night in NYC

Self magazine and VH1 had a party for themselves last night and called it "Hollywoods Tightest Bodies"...Does that skeeve out anyone else. Why not just call it "A Night of Lady Meat" ?!? Sheesh.

Please tell me Kat McPhee was just adjusting her hair and NOT doing the Beyonce' armpit pose!

Nick Lachey's Girl - Vanessa Minnillo

It trips me out that Bongo is still around. I'm back in 5th grade just thinking about it. Bongo...Bongo...just saying it sounds funny. Anyhoooo, Vanessa hosted Bongo's "All Things Bongo" celebration last night (March 6). It pains me to post this because she irritates me for some reason. When I figure out what it is about her then I'll let you know!