When did hell freeze over?

Aw, looky, some semblance of peace between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills. They were snapped during the custodial "hand off" of daughter Beatrice from Mills to McCartney in NY this weekend.

Happy Birthday Paul!

Paul McCartney turns 65 today and his surprise show the other night at Chelsea's High Line Ballroom was a huge success. Fans sang "Happy Birthday to You" and said he seems and sounds a lot younger than his 65 years would suggest.

You dropped that ZERO of a wife and you're doing awesome. Good on ya Paul!

Head Up Those of You in NY

Paul McCartney may be unveiling a number of songs from his new album, "Memory Almost Full," at a free and very hush-hush concert tonight at the Highline Ballroom in NYC.

Rush & Malloy are reporting wristbands will be given to the first couple hundred people who show up at the W. 16th St. box office starting at 12:30 p.m. today!

McCartney Singing For Changeat Your Nearest Starbucks

So maybe it won't go that far but he has signed with US-based Starbuck's new Hear Music record label. Fox News is reporting McCartney will be the first artist to sign with the company. Hope Heather Mills doesn't get a penny of this loot!

Beatle McCartney also plans to take his entire back catalogue of WINGS and solo work with him. The catalogue includes classics like BAND ON THE RUN and his most recent hit album, CHAOS AND CREATION IN THE BACKYARD, which was nominated for four Grammy Awards, including Album of the Year, in 2006.

A source claims record executives at Capitol were devastated by the news, saying, "They knew it was coming. They did nothing for the Chaos album, and they were reminded that McCartney's entire contract was ending."

Paul vs. Heather...Over?

(Archive photo from earlier this year.)

Is it possible? Is this woman really human? Can she actually *gulp* live on *gulp* $48.4 million *gasp* in cash and *gulp* in a $7.7 million *gasp* London mansion? Well why don't you just agree to live in a gutter ya slummer!

There is talk that Heather McCartney-Mills has settled down and is no longer demanding $19,000 in "just to get by" money nor will she fight for sole custody.

According to world spies - the deal is in the works. Click here for other Mills news.

Mills v McCartney

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Heather Mills-McCartney and Sir Paul McCartney were in a London court today going at it again over their divorce terms.

Besides Mills's earlier allegations of abuse - the latest reports are that Paul wants custody of their daughter Beatrice, 3, but Mills isn't having it because she "is prepared to make the outrageous and unsubstantiated claim to a London divorce court that Paul was such a 'bad father' to two of his children with Linda McCartney that they considered taking their own lives." There is no evidence that any McCartney child has ever considered committing suicide."

This Heather Mills-McCartney has gone off her rocker. Not only has she been talking crazy - but a gorgeous London home plus $100 million isn't enough for her and she also fired her divorce attorneys because "she felt she could do a better job herself," her friend told Page Six.

GREEDY GREEDY GREEDY GREEDY!

Heather Mills-McCartney: Leg Up On Competition?

Cindy Adams of the NY Post is reporting Heather WILL be a contestant on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars:

HEATHER Mills (soon-to-no-longer- be) McCartney is actually actually actually to be a contestant this coming season on "Dancing With the Stars." Not a judge. Not a guest star. An actual contestant. It has been rumored this might be. Not a rumor. It'll be.