Beyonce' Buys Seashells By the Seashore

The stars are arriving in Australia for the Australian MTV Awards Sunday night but Beyonce' has already been there since she is currently on tour. These pics were snapped at the Melbourne airport. WTF is she carrying? A big leather seashell? Someone's calling that a purse and selling it for thousands? Only foolios buy that crap.

Can't wait to see my girl Fergie host along with Joel and Benji Madden of Good Charlotte (I could do without them). P!nk, Fergie, Good Charlotte, 30 Seconds To Mars and others will be be performing. Some great pics are sure to come in and I can't wait to share them with you kids. xox

In Case of Emergency - I Wanna Look Like That

...minus the boobs of course. ;)

Sure, Pamela Anderson has a changed a bit (her nippleees are sky high) but women aren't supposed to look that good in a bathing suit at her age (she'll be 40 in July) - it makes the rest of us younger folk look like shite!

Ms. Thang donned one of the old "Baywatch" bathing suits she made so famous for a Direct TV commercial. Good on ya Pammy!

Click the pic for a better view and click her name link below to see bikini shots of her in Hawaii earlier this month.

Aint No Christmas Eve

My bad. Couldn't resist.

Rapper Eve was arrested on suspicion of DUI (driving under the influence) last night after she crashed her gold Maserati (uh, ewwww...it actually looks silver on the video but me eyes could be a playin' tricks) on Hollywood Boulevard, hitting the center divider and totaling the front of her car - this was around 2:45 a.m.

Reports are that her blood alcohol level was "double the legal limit" but that she was released on $30,000 bail and was picked up in her back up Maserati (LOL).

TMZ has video of her arrest and of Sean Penn, that's right, Seannn Pennn, visiting her in jail. WTF?! Police sources say:

"He came to see how Eve was doing." No word yet if Sean and Eve had been out together before her car accident.

If only Charo and Bill Gates had shown up waving "Free Eve" signs (a la Chris Rock for Bobby Brown) - it could've really been exciting. -- Once again people, use all that money you've got and hire a dayum driver, cab or a roller blader to pull you behind them on your skateboard. Get with it!

Kate Still Needs To Eat A Steak

Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend, British model James Rousseau, are in NYC this week.

He's a gorgeous dude and she looks a wee-bit healthier but that could just be make-up and lighting. Eat something woman! Ice doesn't count...click pic for a better view.

Prince Stuck It To the Man!

I haven't been a HUGE Prince fan since his "Purple Rain" days (that was the first movie I ever owned & I cry every time!) but I give him tons of credit for originality and his "princeness"...?

Now he is really working his way back into my heart. Us Weekly is reporting Prince stuck it to the man (aka Paris Hilton) by publicly humiliating her at his April 20 concert at the Rio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

He invited her to join him on stage, she went prancing to the stage & as he handed her the mic, he told the audience, "Let's see if she can really sing" - at which point she reportedly stormed off stage and left the club two songs later.

BAHHHHHHHH. LOVE IT! Hilton's rep said, "The item is false" and Prince's rep had no comment. BAHHHHHH.

Momma Marijuana

American Idol singer alum Sanjaya Malakar told People this week that he's not gay - " He just understands women."

Now we learn that one major woman in his life, his mom, was arrested in February of 2005 after being busted with 310 marijuana plants!!! It's marijuana - not crack cocaine or heroin - so this cracks me up. Save the "it's still illegal" crap.

It could very well explain the "mellow yellow" vibe we get from the whole fam! His sister Shyamali was actually busted with a bag of weed and "smoking devices" but ratted on her mom after she was arrested. Sis is he one who sent them to the growing operation.

Momma Marijuana could have gotten up to 5yrs in jail but got off with a 30-day sentence. BAHHHHHHHH. No matter how normal or straight people look - there's always something going on behind the scene.

No Indian Summer for Gere

Richard Gere has a warrant out for his arrest in India stemming from his sexual silliness gone bad earlier this month when he hugged and kissed (on the cheek several times) actress Shilpa Shetty during an appearance at an HIV/AIDS event in the strict country.

Judge Dinesh Gupta said that Gere and Shetty "transgressed all limits of vulgarity" and called the TV footage "highly sexually erotic," hence he issued the arrest warrants.

Immediately following the event, groups of angry Indians burned Gere in effigy to protest the incident even though Shetty defended Gere's behavior. Gere faces up to three months in prison if convicted.

Come on people, look at all the guy has done for your country as far as raising HIV/AIDS awareness and shedding light on India - now you want to throw him in jail? Customs, traditions, whatever...this is crap.

Who Let Their 10yr old Borrow Their Clothes, Shades & Credit Cards?!

I swear this girl looks like she's 10-years-old...13 max. Good to see a couple of pounds on her though. She could stand to gain a few more...still looks like her chest is caving in.

Oh, Nicole Richie was snapped shopping Dior in Beverly Hills. Yet another non-surprise...click for a closer view.