Conversations of the Classless
with Greasy Bear Davis and Kim "WTF is my job?" Kardsashian at the Mercedes Benz fashion show in Miami last night. It is being reported that Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis's family has finally cut him off because he refuses to clean up his act (or just shower for that matter).
Greasy Bear: Got $2,000 or $10,000 I can borrow?
Kardashian: Um, I thought you were a billion-HEIR.
Greasy Bear: My family cut me off...something about no job, too many drugs, too much alcohol, being worthless. Do you believe this sh*t?
*awkward silence*
Greasy Bear: So, you got that money?
Karsashian: You think these ass implants were free dude? I made $100 off that sex tape with Ray-J.
Greasy Bear: WTF?!?!
Kardashian: I know, I know. But with these ass and boob implants I can surely make $200 on the next one.
Greasy Bear: So you're broke too?...Don't talk to me.
Kardashian: F.U. dude. WTF are you always so greasy and nasty anyway? Not like you work out. Stop talking to me.
Greasy Bear: No. You don't talk to me...until you've got that $2k you owe me.
