Victoria Beckham wanted to make sure she didn't miss the opportunity to play the "Dirty Cop" in the upcoming "Village People 'Do' the World" porno so she high tailed it to L.A. Friday (April 27) and was photographed, in costume, upon her arrival at LAX.
Looks like she thought her nippleees would have a hypnotizing affect so she made sure they were at attention and quite visible. Good luck Vicky!
Christina Aguilera loves her eye make-up but you can't hate the girl. I'm not a headband girl but that one is cool as shite. Like it a lot.
Christina and hubby Jordan were snapped in Washington D.C. Gotta love a husband who wears his wife's concert t-shirt!
** OK, so you've probably noticed I don't really post on the weekends. In the beginning I was posting for 10-14 hours a day (between tracking down stories, photos, labeling, writing, etc., the time adds up!) but then I started coaching soccer, playing volleyball on the weekends, enjoying the brewskies (spring'll do that to ya!) and we're remodeling our mast bathroom - so there is little precious time to post...Plus, everyone needs a break. Ten-fifteen hours a day 7 days a week takes the fun away. :)
I still rock the best large-high-res pics out there with a little twist (and try not to be too mean) so I hope you all come back around often! 
I love this family. Jake Gyllenhaal is cute as can be and Maggie and Peter are cooler than cool. Would love a new shot of little Ramona!
The foursome went for an awesome stroll on the boardwalk in NYC.
I'm really hard on Olivier Martinez because I don't like cheaters and he was taking a new girl home to meet his family while he and Kylie Minogue were still together - but whatever - it's not my life. She had been battling cancer you know - d**khead.
Martinez was snapped at LAX...blah blah blah. MAN MEAT! Enough said!
You know it's time to get you some new fishnets when the crotch is ripping out of the ones you are wearing! Just put some clothes on already...and burn the boots. PRONTO.
Britney Spears was seen leaving the Millenium Dance Studios yesterday (April 26) with sons Sean Preston (toddler) and little guy Jayden James (in the car seat).
Why do some women who are naturally beautiful insist on wearing so much make-up? Jennifer Lopez does not need to boat load that she's always photographed wearing. The concealer, the foundation, the incredibly heavy eyes...WHY?! It almost drives me as bonkers as Britney's outfits.
Oh, in case you wondered, JLo and Mr. JLo were snapped at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party...'cause these self-centered rich biotches need to hear how wonderful they are even more than they already do. *sigh*
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Lindsay Lohan was there and was kind enough to provide a home for all the stray birds with that dayum hair style of hers...
Gorgeous Ali Lart from "Heroes" was there looking gorgeous! If I hear one more idiot say she needs a boob job - I'll cut 'em. 
Carmen Electra was there 'cause there isn't an event she won't go to. Hey, can't hate her - publicity is everything...
Would ya looky here...Paris(ite) Hilton was also there. And look, her mouth is opening...must be a penis approaching...
Everyone swears by pilates so I've gotta get my arse in gear and start doing it. Hilary Duff is back in L.A. after her trip to MuchMusic in Canada and she was sure to hit up her "go to" pilates studio.
Love seeing celebs without all the make-up and hair. Reality based photos. Nice...we simpletons thank thee.
I've already done a couple of posts on various 2007 Tribeca Film Festival events - including the Vanity Fair party - but here are some more from the Vanity Fair party including Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgewick (love this couple but she's looking really skinny!), rocker Lenny Kravitz, Kerry Washington, NBC's Brian Williams & Oprah's chica Gayle King.
It's nice when I get to post adult pics in between dayum Lohan-Spears-blahblahblah-useless pics. HOORAY!
