The Fabulous Life of the Beckhams

Looks like Brooklyn Beckham has moments of fear and moments of disdain with the razzi. Maybe it isn't fear but he looks quite timid in one of the photos below. There are probably 100 razzi in front of them so one could certainly understand.

Eight-year-old Beckham is still on a wicked skiing vacation with mum Victoria Beckham, grandpa and uncle, in Savoie, France - namely Courchevel. Of course it wouldn't be Victoria Beckham if she didn't go shopping!

Click the name links below for more Beckham skiing posts from this week.

VickyB & Friends at L.A. Galaxy Game

Yes, David Beckham finally made his American debut as the new star of the L.A. Galaxy soccer team and wife VickyB showed her support by drinking champagne in a skybox with the likes of Katie Holmes (and little Suri), Eva Longoria and Tom Cruise's mom.

Chelsea beat Galaxy 1-0. Boooooooooo! But at least we got to see Beckham play for about fifteen minutes. Yummy.

Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria.

Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Victoria Beckham & Eva Longoria.

Beckham has his own website, finally, and he'd like to welcome each of you to it.

Being V. Beckham: 2nd Installment

First, this recent Victoria Beckham, 32, quote:

“I can cope with everything else, but being away from David so much makes me break down. I just sit and cry and cry.

“I can’t wait to wake up with him. I miss him so much.”

Now, enjoy "Being Victoria Beckham Part 2":

Victoria Beckham Wonders If They "Have This In a Size -5?"

Oh look, Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes doing what stars do best - shop. The girls hit up Marc Jacobs in Beverly Hills the other day...amongst others.

AND LOOK: Vicky is *gasp* smiling!

VickyB is Funny

Victoria Beckham on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno 7/13/07.

Did you catch the Victoria Beckham: Coming to America special last night? Tivo it? No Tivo? It's on again Thursday night but at a later time (maybe 10 pm EST). Don't care? That's cool too.

I've posted a couple of video interviews with VickyB and find her quite funny (much of it is unintentional on her part) and entertaining. Her playful and self-deprecating interviews are such a stark contrast from photos of her looking robotic and bitchy.

-- Click her name link below for past posts including lots of pics and the videos.

The hype from the show will make execs order more. Like I told my husband last night, almost any boring footage can be edited "into funny." VickyB's footage certainly has potential. Unless they used it all last night. *cue tears*

Beckham Should've Worn His Shades at Night...Indoors

Looks like David & Victoria Beckham may have "tied one on" in an effort to forget his wandering eye earlier in the evening.

According to Page Six, former model Kelly Killoren Bensimon was dining near the Beckhams'-Diddy table at NOBU and "Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it," a witness said.

"Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything." A rep for Beckham told Page Six, "If David was checking anyone out, it was his wife."

-- So we women know that guys don't die or go blind when they marry (anymore than we do) but the cardinal rule is that you DON'T OGLE OTHER WOMEN WHILE YOUR WIFE IS WITH YOU! What a dumbarse you are David.

Beckham Never Caught Offsides

David and Victoria Beckham are moving to the States this summer as David signed a bazillion dollar deal to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy football team (soccer for Americans) - if you hadn't already heard.

Word came this weekend they finally ;) found a mansion/McMansion for their family in Beverly Hills to the tune of $22 million or so. Over 13,000 square feet, 6 bedrooms & 9 bathrooms. What a shack.

This old video was emailed to me so I thought I'd include it with a bit of info on the new casa. So we can all go on living now - the Beckhams have a home. This is some of Ali G's funniest work.

Thanks to Angela for the video heads up!

Here are some pics of peroxide blond Beckham in the Real Madrid v Atletico Bilbao match in Spain the other night...

Beckham Scores and Writes Home About It

Footballer David Beckham scored his first goal for the L.A. Galaxy advancing the Galaxy to the SuperLiga finals and he's so excited that he took to his blog to talk about it:

" Hello everyone,

I know, another blog so soon, but after my game yesterday I couldn’t wait to let you know how I felt.

It was incredible to finally start the game against D.C. United but to actually score a goal in my first proper home match was more than I could have hoped for, and an intensely amazing moment for me. On top of that I was handed the captain’s armband for the start of the game and I felt very proud to have been given that honour so early on in my career here. I definitely hope there are a few more of those!

I felt fit, so that was very encouraging and I was pleased to play a good hour of the game, but especially pleased that we won and we’re in the final of the SuperLiga. The fans were superb all night and I thought we deserved to go through, even though D.C. gave us a few problems and are a very strong team.

I’m now looking forward to our next game against Red Bull New York and hope to play a part in that. Hopefully, we can build on last night’s fantastic result.

Speak to you soon
David "

Um, David, I have the perfect place for you to put that sexy tongue of yours...

...Wife Victoria Beckham didn't think the goal was so "mayjah!" Oh Vicky, lighten up honey. You're much more fun when your silly.

Beckham's Soft Head

Yummy David Beckham(as long as he's not talking)...his hair is starting to grow in thank goodness. While he's still balling and earning money - the Mrs., Victoria Beckham, is back in L.A. staging getting pulled over by cops and living a life surrounded by the razzi.

I just like to think of rubbing my hands all over David's head...I can feel the softness when I close my eyes...sorry, I'm sounding like a creepy stalker. My bad.

Congratulations Becks

Real Madrid won the Spanish League title last night and look who turned up to support David Beckham. None other than Tom Cruise, prisoner Katie Holmes and of course Victoria Beckham and the couple's three sons, Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz.

It was David's last game for Real Madrid as he and his family will move to Los Angeles this July/August since he signed a huge deal to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy.

The adults then left the chirrens at home and partied until 7 a.m. when the Mothership landed to take Tom and Katie home.

Luckily, Victoria's boobs and Katie's new 'do were able to attend...

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Oh Vicky: The Chanel Skiis Have To Go!

Is it just me or are Chanel skis obnoxiously pretentious? They're ridiculous! As is much of what Victoria Beckham wears or does I suppose.

Posh is still skiing the slopes of Courchevel in the French Alps with her papa Tony, brother Christian and son Brooklyn - while hubby David Beckham gets back to football training in Madrid.



Click here for her all winter white outfit.

Posh Is Older Than the Pounds She Weighs

RoboSpice, Victoria Beckham, celebrated her 33 birthday Tuesday, April 17, by doing some shopping in Paris with hubby David Beckham.

Looks like turning 33 makes one start wearing a bra. FABULOUS! Good to see. Still don't like David's hair but I love a man in jeans and a white tee. YUMMY.