Sunday, May 6, 2007

Sleazy Ex-Couple In Jail At Same Time = BEAUTIFUL!

Some dreams really do come true: Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" sleaze bag, is in jail in Florida and Paris was sentenced to 45 days in a Lynwood, California, jail beginning June 5 (or the sentence will be doubled) for violating the terms of her DUI probation. -- Sometimes, kids, you just have to be patient - justice is served every once in awhile.

Paris: " Can you believe they're putting me in jail?!"

Jenna: " At least you get all the lesbian sex you could want!"

Paris: " True. And the food's nasty so I won't eat."

Jenna: " EXACTLY! You'll lose weight like me! Visible bones are so sexy."

Jenna: " And I heard you can get a nice tan by rubbing shit all over your body. You're full of shit right?"

Paris: " I am! Oh, Jenna, you know just what to say to make a girl feel better. Now let's get to bumping uglies - I need some more practice."

Paris and papa Hilton leaving the court house Friday after her sentencing.

Paris celebrated Cinco de Mayo by eating lunch at Italian restaurant Prego with her mom and dad. Afterwards, mama Hilton screamed for Paris(ite) to hold down her dress, "Watch your dress Paris! You're going to jail for Christ's sake! Save your vagina for the jail girls!"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahhhahahahahahaha! That Paris Jenna dialogue kills me. It's hilarious! :)

Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS - both Paris going to jail and the Paris-Jenna dialogue. LOL!

Anonymous said...

GOOD RIDDANCE to this waste.

Anonymous said...

Blogs and press makes us what we are....

Crystchard said...

"Save your vagina for the jail girls!"
lmao