Avril Lavigne and two friends were digging one another as they danced at a club in Las Vegas. I could see Avril loving "girl time"...bet she and her hubby have an "open marriage" on that front.
But I want to know: What song would get Avril dancing up a storm? She acts like such rebel wannabe punker chic. Doubt it's Britney Spears!
Word has it that Britney Spears has been calling (or her people have been) the razzi to tell them where she is headed for the day...'cause life wouldn't mean a thang if they weren't photographing her all the time. Of course, her camp denies this but don't star "camps" always deny crap like this? They've got to keep her in the light if she wants attention for her new album.
These were snapped as she tanned and shopped in Santa Monica. WTF are her kids? How about some Mommy-n-Me time? They are that young for long. Before she knows it, they'll have their own drug, alcohol & rehab problems to blame her for.
Kelly Clarkson was photographed at in the press room of "American Idol Gives Back" last night (April 25)...(big pic and then thumbnail next to the Brit pics).
These Avril Lavigne pics are standard size. She was snapped pimpin' her album in Tokyo. Um, nice outfit? 
This completely cracked me up when I found these. Avril "I spit on the paparazzi without apology" Lavigne starred on Saturday Night Live April 14th, and she and Amy Poehler did this Fanning sisters skit. Amy was Dakota and Avril was Elle (younger sis). -- I didn't see it but I'm sure I'll catch it at some point on YouTube and it won't be as funny as the pictures combined with my twisted imagination. -- I find Amy Poehler to be a complete riot!
Anyhow, it's 1:15 a.m. and it's time for bed kiddies. xox
Avril and hubby Deryck Whibley before or after the show...Click any of the name links below for more past posts/more pics.
Who knew they needed any other home than a spot under a bridge and a hole in the wall?
The L.A. Times says singer Avril Lavigne and her troll looking hubby, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley, have bought the Bel-Air home formerly owned by Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler for $9.5 million.
According to the L.A. Times, Lavigne, 22, originally wanted to build a home but settled on the 12,000 square foot shack that the Barkers lived in while filming their reality show "Meet the Barkers" - for MTV.
The three-story gated house has eight bedrooms and 10 1/2 bathrooms. Who the hell needs 10 & 1/2 bathrooms?! It's a 12,000 square foot house - not 120,000!
Pisses me off when shitheads have a better home than I do. I've totally outgrown my 10,000 square foot-6 bathroom shack but I just have to suck it up don't I?! ;)
Hard core spitter Avril Lavigne has been in London for the last couple weeks and she finally landed at LAX Saturday. Look out razzi!
If you've visited Celebrity Upchuck™ before - you know I love Fergie. She has her haters but I'm not one of them. However, this dress is a do-wrong. It looks like she literally cut the drapes from her hotel window and fashioned a dress...it's so stiff and matronly! Straight-up heavy drapes. Better luck next time Fergs. I love you. xox
The pics in of JLO in beige are of her leaving her hotel Tuesday evening after changing post-TRL appearance. Do you dig her "Fly-like" goggles? Skeletor is pimpin' his outfit but I swear the dude is caving in on himself.
-- The other pics are leftovers of her leaving Mtv studios in Time Square and arriving back at her hotel. Note that one of her "helpers" is carrying a Sephora bag. LOVE IT!
Check out these pics of Avril Lavigne signing autographs outside of her hotel in London. She looks like she's in a spitting mood. We know she wouldn't make any apologies for it either!
Avril is still in London, Jewel was in NYC for Elton John's shindig and Rhianna was cruisin'.
Avril is still in London and was snapped hanging with peeps Wednesday night (March 22'07). I can't look at her without thinking of a rat. Come on, she totally looks like a itty-bitty rat! She even has the ratty red eyes!...And this rat SPITS at people and makes no apology for it. Nasty.
I don't dig Avril - I think it's disgusting to walk around spitting on people even if they are the razzi. What are you 5 Avril?
Anyhoooo, "The Spitter" was snapped leaving Radio 1 Studios in London on Sunday, March 18 ('07).
Sorry, can't stand this poser. Normal people don't run around spitting on other people let alone defend the spitting!
Lavigne was slammed late last year after twice being caught on tape spitting on the razzi outside of nightclubs. She recently told Seventeen magazine:
"I was at Hyde and there were a million paparazzi guys. They're all these gross older men, like disgusting, scum of the earth.
They follow you around with clipboards and these glossy pictures of you. They shove it in your face when you walk out of the club (for an autograph), then sell it on (online auction site) eBay.
...So I wrote 'f--k you, f--k you, f--k you,' all over mine. Then I spit on them. And they love it! They're all laughing saying, 'Avril spit on me!'
...But I'd been spitting on them for two years and that one time it became a story!"
Yeah the dudes are creepy but walking around hawking loogies at people...disgusting. Ugh, do rats spit? Maybe some of them? That explains it - Avril's a rat.
Avril "Spitter" Lavigne surprised her fans by dancing in her new video "The Girlfriend" and apparently she realizes how tough it is to sing and dance at the same time. So in the same explanation she both compliments and disses Spears:
She says, "I've had to work with a choreographer, but I'm actually quite athletic and I have good rhythm so it comes natural to me. It made me appreciate people like Britney Spears, as I realize how much work goes into that stuff. The whole thing where you sing and dance is so hard, so that's probably why she doesn't sing, right, ha ha!"
