Madge's Next Book?:Me and My Gym

Here are some pics of my girl Madonna leaving her London gym last week. Uh, does she not have veins made for heroin? Not that anyone on earth should do heroin. But those are some meaty veins!

Here are Madonna's covers for Bono's special Vanity Fair issues...Apparently she can only be photographed with people whose last name ends in the "ooo" sound.

...with Djimon Hounsou ("ooo")

...and Maya Angelou ("ooo")