What Klum is Really Thinking...And a Sad Looking JLo

"I'm the woman who pops out kids super easy and whose body morphs back into awesome shape the next day!"

Heidi Klum is beautiful in body and spirit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

These monkey chicks are just plain creepy! They were at the Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Collection on June 20th - probably to spice up things.?.? Just creeped things up if you ask me!

Ms. Jennifer Lopez was also there and I can't help but recognize how sad she looks. It could be allergies but it looks like she had been crying earlier in the day/evening.

Skeletor and Scientology better not be kicking her arse! Probably nothing like that...she probably just heard that she'll be skinned next time she wears fur. I'd be scurrrred too!