Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Friday Could be Brit's D-Day

If TMZ has is right, Friday we should be seeing some awful pics from a photo shoot and hearing about a terrible interview Britney Spears gave Ok! magazine.

Last week, NitBrit personally contacted OK! magazine to negotiate the deal ('cause she fired her manager and anyone else who would tell her "no," ya'all!...or they had enough and bailed.) and apparently things didn't go so well.

Her behavior was reportedly "nothing less than a meltdown" and she was "completely out of it." Sources allegedly told TMZ NitBrit made frequent trips to the bathroom (uh, cocaine anyone?) and "each time she returned her mood would change."

Ok! sources also supposedly told TMZ that NitBrit wiped her greasy fried chicken hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress she was wearing ("I'm country ya'all!") and picked up her dogs poop with a Chanel dress (huh?). Everything she chose to wear was reportedly two sizes too small and we know what that must look like.

NitBrit supposedly refused the assistance of "two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A." opting instead for her fabulous (BAH!) friends to help her.

The mag is notoriously celeb-friendly (arse kissers really) so the question was whether they would report things as they happened and publish the photos or sugar coat everything and retouch the life out of the photos.

Ok! mag Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens told TMZ, "OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."

They are surely counting on this to be their best selling issue ever. Oh joy.

This girl needs major help. AND SHE BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT AS SOME SITES ARE REPORTING. If she is, God have mercy on my soul for what I might do. I'm going to take all of her kids and animals and run away with them. Not really, but Social Services and the Humane Society should act.


yeppa said...

Oh my goodness. She will regret her 20's BIG TIME. So sad.

Hope the children spend most of their time with KFed (that's so weird to feel!).

Anonymous said...

One of these Hollywood girls is headed for an overdose.

Doubt their wills are updated either.