American Idol Biz

Blah, blah, blah, Jordan Sparks is America's latest Idol, blah, blah, blah, anti-climactic, blah, blah, blah. Congratulations Jordan. Let's not kid ourselves - Blake will have a career. He'll be on the radio very soon. Or possibly gay "date" sites on the web a' la' Clay Gayken.

Check out what Simon's saying about his future plans: Simon Cowell of American Idol says he'll do another three years of the show but that's it, ""I'll have done 10 series and your time's up. It's time then to do something new. I think it's time to bring in new people... Ten years is a long time."

Who would he pick to replace him? "Donald Trump." WTF?! First of all, that idiot knows nothing about musical talent and second of all...EFFIN' GROSS. That guy makes my skin crawl. Why pick someone even more narcissistic than himself? I'm boycotting that shite if it happens. Oh man, Rosie O'Donnell will blow her lesbian top if Trump moves in on Idol.