Saturday, July 14, 2007

Cruz'n for Action

Woah Penelope! I wore a shirt/dress like that to the tattoo shop two weeks ago (hubby getting work done) and I think the dudes thought I wanted my vajayjay pierced...or tattooed...or both. YIKES!

Pene better be careful! Let's hope she's wearing boy short panties under there. Panties...some people really hate that word.

Oh the life...nice and fit, fly to London, shop Dior with fans and razzi there to document it. *sigh*

I'll just crawl back to my yard to do some more work...no gardener for this chica. Poverty sucks. Wait, poverty is not having a home or yard. Never mind. I appreciate everything I've got. Thank you Jesus Cruz. NOT!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's a very dangerous dress, er, shirt, er, nighty.

Great legs though!