Celebrity Upchuck(ed)...Almost!

Actress and "fashion designer" (aren't they all) Sienna Miller was so damn close to spilling her load last night...so close!

Miller and current boinker Rhys Ifans celebrated the launch of her boutique Twenty8welve (with her sister/co-partner) with lots of libations and crazy talk. You know it has been a wild night when your friends have to guide you as you walk.