A Semi-Together Brit

Dare I say Britney Spears looked ok at the opening of LAX Nightclub at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas?

1) Her fake hair is brushed.

2) Her ass is covered.

3) And she's not wearing her hideous brown boots.

Good on ya NitBrit!

In ridiculous news, the LAX dumbasses paid her $100,000 to show up and "host" (get drunk and announce DJ AM).

Spears spent about 40 minutes in the VIP area (came, went, came, went) hanging on her latest sex machine/career rebuilder Criss Angel Mindfreak. At one point she reportedly took a red lollipop from Angel's mouth and put it in her own. Eh gawd, I think I just upchucked.