Sunday, March 18, 2007

Travis & Shanna Suck

First of all, she looks pregnant as hell.

WHAT ARE THESE TWO FOOLIOS DOING STILL PROCREATING?! GET YOUR TUBES TIED WOMAN AND SHUT OFF YOUR SWIMMERS LOSER!

Second of all, I sure hope she had him tested 10-ways to Mars, 'cause that dude humped Parisite Hilton. Eh gawd, the thought of them screwing just made me vurp. I drank plenty of Guinness yesterday and didn't vurp once. Thanks a-holes.

Lastly, how much "work" has she had done recently? Her face is unnaturally smooth and plastic looking. Facials alone don't do that.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yuck.

sweeeeet said...

They should NOT be allowed to have more children. I hate celebs who keep having kids when they suck as parents already.

I watched Meet the Barkers and they barely spent any time with the 3 they already have!

gross said...

I can't imagine being with someone after they've been with Paris. soooo disgusting!